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Comments on: Muffy Mount voted ultimate 'nom de sex'

So who is who? 

Posted Friday 27th July 2007 11:19 GMT

Surely we should be told which El Reg hacks are playing which charactors... or is it up to us readers?

Where would we be 

Posted Friday 27th July 2007 11:20 GMT

without Lesters Friday pr0nucopia column? ;)

I never entered mine, but it would have been Fiver Cockels.

Love it 

Posted Friday 27th July 2007 11:22 GMT

Needless to say, here is what mine would have been: Flash Orama.

best porno cover eva 

Posted Friday 27th July 2007 11:27 GMT

i love the cowboy in the background!

classic work fellas =)

lol 

Posted Friday 27th July 2007 11:38 GMT

I'll never slot a blade into its enclosure with a straight face again :o)

server room porno? 

Posted Friday 27th July 2007 11:43 GMT

Just what would BoFH and PFY say about the shinaniganis in a server room?

I mean apart from get the cameras out for a bit of impromtu video piracy?

especially when the participants are not wearing antistatic straps

coat please jeeves

I didn't enter 

Posted Friday 27th July 2007 12:08 GMT

as Duke Harwich had no chance

Re: best porno cover eva 

Posted Friday 27th July 2007 12:19 GMT

Seconded, thirded and fourthed - nice to end an otherwise tedious week laughing my ar$e off :-)

Hmmm ... and the PFY appears WHERE??? 

Posted Friday 27th July 2007 12:55 GMT

Love to see Simon's take on this ...

How many on the wrong list 

Posted Friday 27th July 2007 13:09 GMT

I didn't originally include my non nom de sex as it really didn't seem to go with the nom de sex. Consequently I ended up coming 10th on the "Pour femme" list (Fluffy Bristol - yes really!). A "respectable" showing I think (by Conservative byelection definitions obviously) of which I am extremely...um... undecided about. Given the lack of real names on the shortlist you have to wonder how many other potential register pornstars would give prospective punters a shock when they got the video back and fired it up.

(BTW if the Register's new money making scheme is looking for material then I'm open to negotiations over http://www.fantasticpoems.com/Poems/Father-XXXmas.html . Although clearly I'm now going to have to think long and hard over which role I should be playing!)

Shinaniganis 

Posted Friday 27th July 2007 15:54 GMT

"Just what would BoFH and PFY say about the shinaniganis in a server room?"

I reckon they'd say "What the hell are shinaniganis? Are they from Shinanigania? And more to the point, what the hell are they doing in my server room?" :-)

I missed it... 

Posted Friday 27th July 2007 16:08 GMT

Sadly, I missed this survey as I've got a great one from a friend of mine:

Tiger O'Toole

"especially when the participants are not wearing antistatic straps" 

Posted Friday 27th July 2007 18:19 GMT

Ah, but maybe later on they're wearing antistatic strap-ons?

Coat? Check.

Exit? Check.

Late entry 

Posted Friday 27th July 2007 19:38 GMT

Not within the rules unfortunately, but Kenny Everett's pneumatic (if hirsute) starlet Cupid Stunt always did it for me...

Little stars 

Posted Saturday 28th July 2007 02:59 GMT

The only thing that would improve your pr0n cover is if instead of stars, you'd thrown in an El Reg vulture silhouette or two.

I don't see 

Posted Sunday 29th July 2007 08:58 GMT

Paris on that cover... sure she's too dum to work in a server room, but surely the staff need a client/victim to tie up for the bondage scene where they torture the user with toys...

FTAO Rhys! 

Posted Monday 30th July 2007 08:23 GMT

You sound quite the expert! do they always have a scene like that? :-)

shinaniganis 

Posted Monday 30th July 2007 11:43 GMT

sorry, my bad, had an attack of FFS (Fat Finger Syndrome)

1 refresher course in how to type 101 booked, head hanged in shame.

which pet? 

Posted Wednesday 1st August 2007 14:26 GMT

I think my first pet was either a gerbil called Fidget or my cat, Garfield who was stolen by my then neighbor!

Fidget Farm soounds better.