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The Register » Science » DHS building handheld lobster spy-beam scanners'A crustacean with an amazingly minuscule brain'Published Friday 30th November 2007 09:50 GMT The world-famous US Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is working on astounding handheld lobster technology which could let operatives "see through walls, wood, concrete, earth, and steel". Just like lobsters can. (Hold on ...) An article in the latest DHS Science & Technology Snapshots newsletter entitled "Eye of the Lobster" unveils the new kit, which resembles a handycam with a pistol grip and bulging orange lens on the front. The flip-out screen can apparently show the user any "humans and contraband" lurking "in hidden compartments" behind "walls of various thicknesses and material".
How the crustacean spy-ray might work. The amazing handy viewer is dubbed LEXID™, for Lobster Eye X-ray Imaging Device. No, really. S&T Snapshots explains: Take the lobster. There's simply no arguing with that. Apparently, LEXID™ comes from the labs of Physical Optics Corp of Torrance, California, who are building the kit under a Small Business Innovation Research (SBIR) grant. Everyone loves the DHS SBIR programme - especially non-US-taxpaying journalists - for the occasional innovations it produces, and even more for the almost constant flow of entertainment. (Remember the vomit ray light-sabre?) Physical Optics also plans to put the LEXID™ on a robot, of course, for use in detecting roadside bombs. The company is developing a number of other security-related techy products, including the WEARNET™ personal area network. That said, it seems that "LEXID is still very developmental", according to Jim Apple of Physical Optics. Evidently, the DHS is facing up to the problems which confront it and dealing with them. Depending on your viewpoint, you might say that the problem being dealt with here is what on Earth to do with all the federal security-fear pork rather than anything else, but only a very grumpy US taxpayer could really get angry about the crustacean-in-a-box see-thru scan beam. Gerry Kirwin, who manages the project for the DHS, perhaps puts it best. "Who'd have known we'd get our inspiration from lobsters?" he asked. ® 24 comments posted — Comment period finished Life imitates art?Posted: 09:54 30th November 2007 X Ray SpecsPosted: 10:03 30th November 2007 RiiiightPosted: 10:30 30th November 2007 Salvador Dali would be proud.Posted: 10:30 30th November 2007 physicsPosted: 10:36 30th November 2007
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