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Comments on: US gov silent robot white (?) helicopter prangs itself

White is right... sorta. 

Posted Wednesday 12th December 2007 14:14 GMT

Actually, for medium to high operating altitudes during daytime, white is the correct color for stealth. Black is for night operations and for lower-altitude intimidation operations during the day.

That's it... 

Posted Wednesday 12th December 2007 14:20 GMT

I demand a White helicopters logo !

Surely... 

Posted Wednesday 12th December 2007 14:41 GMT

Coat

... The best finish to give it for good stealth performance would be a cotton wool cloud look!

Maybe it got distracted 

Posted Wednesday 12th December 2007 14:42 GMT

Paris Hilton

Flying over a golden painted Paris?

One other? 

Posted Wednesday 12th December 2007 14:57 GMT

Coat

Er, surely they've *all* been used for "ground testing" so far?

My Irvin flying jacket please.

Persil.. 

Posted Wednesday 12th December 2007 15:08 GMT

Black Helicopters

they are black helicopters - it's all a whitewash!

Maybe it got distracted... 

Posted Wednesday 12th December 2007 15:18 GMT

Coat

by an automated lawnmower cutting the grass next to a large conservatory.

re: white helicopter icon 

Posted Wednesday 12th December 2007 15:27 GMT

Black Helicopters

An extra icon isn't needed.

The thing is unmanned! That just isn't scary. What is scary is men in black wearing night-vision goggles rappelling down to take you to where they "trained" the additional shooter used to assassinate Kennedy.

Unless there is a stonking great big gun underneath it'll be target practice for every tom, dick and harry with an assault rifle.

easy-to-find white 

Posted Wednesday 12th December 2007 15:53 GMT

All black helocopters are born white. They turn black when their stealth grows in.

To be more specific, you want to paint your prototype unmanned stealth helocopter white for the same reason your toy airlpane is brightly colored, so you can locate it when it falls into brush after its first wobbly flight.

@ P. Lee 

Posted Wednesday 12th December 2007 15:56 GMT

Joke

What do you mean that unmanned "just isn't scary?" Good grief man, haven't you been paying attention? There are killbots everywhere! This thing will be directing them! It's the Rise of the Machines! Don't be lulled into foolish complacency! They are planning our systematic eradication!

EVERYBODY PANIC!

Model T 

Posted Wednesday 12th December 2007 16:17 GMT

Go

and not black?

Henry Ford would not be amused

Armed? 

Posted Wednesday 12th December 2007 16:57 GMT

Coat

If they put weapons on it, will it be the Future Airborne Rotorcraft Terminator?

Silent, but deadly.

Ok, I'll stay outside this time, no need to get nasty.....

Counting? 

Posted Wednesday 12th December 2007 17:31 GMT

"There is apparently one further A160T in existence..." Really?

"The vehicle was one of three A160s on flight status at Victorville, says Boeing."

Re: Lewis Page 

Posted Wednesday 12th December 2007 19:40 GMT

Lewis, you made me splurt beer all over my computer, twice.

Once for Revolutionary and once for Groundbreaking.

Well done that man.

Boeing chopper proves black is white... 

Posted Wednesday 12th December 2007 20:00 GMT

Coat

...gets killed flying over zebra crossing.

@ TeeCee 

Posted Wednesday 12th December 2007 21:41 GMT

Black Helicopters

perhaps they were working on "penetration testing" as well. It was a white-hat model. Depends on how fast it was going when it tanked, I suppose.

yeah, so it crashed.. 

Posted Wednesday 12th December 2007 21:44 GMT

Flame

that's why they call it a *prototype* ya gits. so they can learn how to do it right *before* production.

I'd compare the process to foreplay but methinks the folks who need the explanation would be the ones least likely to understand the reference.

Exscuse me it's white 

Posted Wednesday 12th December 2007 23:32 GMT

Paris Hilton

for the same reason golf balls are white so you can find it in the trees when it goes astray. It makes perfect sense you wouldn't want to lose it now would you.

Shocked, I am! 

Posted Thursday 13th December 2007 00:43 GMT

4 crashes in, what, 46 flights? This is appalling!!!

If this was a Blackhawk or an Osprey we wouldnt be able to move for investigative journalists! Its as if there is something "special" about losing a manned helicopter!!!

Oh...

Wait...

Plummet away, unmanned whirlybird, plummet away. We may mourn your crumpled shell, and the comparatively small dent you make in the ever burgeoning military capital budget, but nothing more - and thats not such a bad thing.

Now availbile in White or Black!!!! 

Posted Thursday 13th December 2007 05:55 GMT

Dead Vulture

Obviously this White Silent Helicopter is to distract you from the Black silent helicopter, both of which distract you from the silent killbots sneaking up behind you... I predict doom... Killbot Doom I tells yer!!! silent Killbots choppers in white and black emblazoned with a mysterious glowing logo shaped like an apple... oh yes and its probably Americas fault.

@Stu Reeves 

Posted Thursday 13th December 2007 08:59 GMT

"I demand a White helicopters logo !"

On a white background?

Ground testing a helicopter?? 

Posted Thursday 13th December 2007 09:57 GMT

Black Helicopters

I still wonder what the ultimate use of ground testing a helicopter is? OK, testing circuits, engine, etc, before flying off and pranging it makes sense, up to the "join-the-choir-invisible" moment. But building one JUST for ground testing seems a bit odd (unless they were testing colour-schemes (SO BLACK it hurts the eyes!!)).

oh... 

Posted Thursday 13th December 2007 10:51 GMT

Boffin

...a sign lit up telling me, "please do not press this button again"

anyway... are we still permitted to call these devices "black" and/or "white", surely they are either "refectively challenged" or "non-luminously absorbant"

Clearly being made by Apple 

Posted Thursday 13th December 2007 13:55 GMT

...they'll release a black version soon enough.

I wonder where the iPod goes?

@ Ground testing a helicopter?? 

Posted Friday 14th December 2007 01:02 GMT

Boffin

*boffin hat on*

You ground test helicopters (and all aircraft) in order to test systems, engines, etc although these tests are usually done on aircraft that will be used later on in flight testing.

The helicopters/aircraft that are built PURELY for ground testing are your fatigue test helicopters/aircraft. Basically you simulate the pressure and load changes on an aircraft that it will experience throughout its life time and cycle it through thousands of cycles to find out at what point the structure will fail. At which point you cross your fingers, clench tight and hope like hell that its a larger number then what you've stated as your aircraft's expected working life!

*boffin hat off*

1/11.5........ crash / successful test ratio....... 

Posted Saturday 15th December 2007 00:26 GMT

Coat

Something Microsoft could aspire to.

No coat...I'm calling in via the payphone down the street.

White is in this year 

Posted Thursday 20th December 2007 13:35 GMT

Paris Hilton

...except in panties, where you're best not wearing any.

Hmmm, that makes me wonder I wonder how many "choppers" have crashed/lost their payload near Paris?

Maybe I should just fetch me coat?