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Comments on: UK gov sets rules for hacker tool ban
meh
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 16:06 GMT
More nulabour authoritrian BS legislation
By dave Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 16:16 GMT
Mmm who will use this first
By Stu Reeves Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 16:21 GMT
So....
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 16:24 GMT
When is a kitchen knife a weapon of mass destrustion!
By Paul Gray Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 16:30 GMT
@Dave
By supermeerkat Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 16:33 GMT
Ummm
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 16:38 GMT
Prosecuting the innocent
By James Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 16:47 GMT
Eh?
By Andrew Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 16:49 GMT
@supermeerkat
By Jonathan McCulloch Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 16:50 GMT
Another stupid law
By Aaron Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 16:55 GMT
Fascism
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 17:00 GMT
Hackers eh?
By Paul Donnelly Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 17:02 GMT
Twats !
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 17:02 GMT
I wish...
By James Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 17:08 GMT
Typical UK Government
By Phil Rigby Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 17:11 GMT
"Security Tools"
By James Wade Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 17:17 GMT
gov = Perl script
By regadpellagru Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 17:18 GMT
They're all the same(almost)
By kissingthecarpet Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 17:21 GMT
@Paul
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 17:25 GMT
Little niggling thought
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 17:26 GMT
Fascism
By Luther Blissett Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 17:29 GMT
linux distributors
By dave hands Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 17:29 GMT
@kissingthecarpet
By Mark Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 17:49 GMT
@dave
By Phil Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 18:02 GMT
Who interprets?
By Peter Sommer Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 18:05 GMT
@Dave Hands
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 18:11 GMT
Get worried
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 18:21 GMT
@Hackers eh
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 18:44 GMT
It should be as it is for locksmiths in the physical world
By Keith T Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 18:51 GMT
Facist
By P. Lee Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 19:09 GMT
There is nothing newly restrictive in this
By Keith T Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 19:13 GMT
Bloody typical
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 19:25 GMT
And I thought we had a monopoly on stupid legislation on this side of the pond
By Jim Noeth Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 19:27 GMT
Common Sense Really
By amanfromMars Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 19:59 GMT
Free ?
By Chris Ellis Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 20:36 GMT
@Keith
By Rik Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 21:23 GMT
@kissingthecarpet and others
By Stephen Jenner Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 21:33 GMT
ban these evil "com-pewters"!
By Andy Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 21:37 GMT
Re: Keith T
By Olof P Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 22:08 GMT
So
By heystoopid Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 22:11 GMT
Erm..
By Andy Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 22:58 GMT
Is there a legal paradox in this?
By Lee Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 23:06 GMT
1984 here we are
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 23:29 GMT
@Anon. Cow @Paul
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 23:43 GMT
@Bloody typical
By Soruk Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 23:55 GMT
So if you want to get an annoying colleague sacked...
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 00:16 GMT
Re: There is nothing newly restrictive in this
By Mother Hubbard Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 00:28 GMT
@ supermeerkat
By E Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 00:32 GMT
Cameras- A basic course in anal insertion
By Gary Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 05:38 GMT
I am Spartacus - we need a Guild
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 05:39 GMT
Nothing new
By Ole Juul Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 06:46 GMT
Advanced IntelAIgent Virtual Defence ........ AIdDutch Treat. ..B.I.G.C.H.E.E.S.E*
By amanfromMars Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 07:38 GMT
Ban encryption too
By Mahou Saru Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 08:38 GMT
Re: Ummm
By Geoff Mackenzie Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 08:39 GMT
@ Keith T
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 09:37 GMT
Hold up!
By andy Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 09:45 GMT
Another nail in the UK coffin
By Angus Bell Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 10:56 GMT
Thisi is plain insanity
By richard Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 10:59 GMT
There's more than one of me?
By Keith T Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 11:17 GMT
Make a Killing inventing AIMarket and retire to AIdDeserted Kingdom .....
By amanfromMars Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 11:25 GMT
RE: I am Spartacus - we need a Guild
By Scott Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 11:34 GMT
@RE: I am Spartacus - we need a Guild
By amanfromMars Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 12:12 GMT
really... if the government are that bad
By Dan B Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 12:27 GMT
So every Linux distribution I possess...
By Tim Nicholls Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 12:33 GMT
@Spartacus
By Dan B Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 12:45 GMT
creativitiy, inteligence, freedom of thought and expression
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 13:05 GMT
hmm.. most people on the reg cannot read it seems... including the reg themselves
By martin Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 13:05 GMT
Funky!
By George Johnson Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 13:10 GMT
RE: 1984 here we are
By Cameron Colley Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 14:03 GMT
Re: Another nail in the UK coffin
By Mike Smith Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 14:24 GMT
S'funny that...
By Michael Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 14:51 GMT
S'funny that...
By Michael Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 14:54 GMT
@ Stephen Jenner
By triky Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 14:55 GMT
Penus
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 15:32 GMT
The blind leading the clueless......
By Dave Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 15:56 GMT
RE: S'funny that...
By Cameron Colley Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 15:58 GMT
@Spartacus
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 16:10 GMT
Does this mean....
By Gary Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 16:34 GMT
How about...
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 17:01 GMT
RE: I am Spartacus - we need a Guild
By Robert Cross Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 17:12 GMT
here's the problem
By Bounty Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 17:59 GMT
I wish...
By Paul Banacks Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 18:20 GMT
@Michael and the locksmith guy.
By Wayne Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 18:21 GMT
And furthermore...
By Paul Banacks Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 18:26 GMT
LOL!
By Paul Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 20:05 GMT
Techies take things far too seriously sometimes....
By joe K Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 20:49 GMT
Re: Techies take things far too seriously sometimes....
By James Cleveland Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 22:18 GMT
With intent
By Chris Cook Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 22:28 GMT
Competency...
By Paul Banacks Posted Friday 4th January 2008 00:05 GMT
Hmmm..
By Dom Posted Friday 4th January 2008 00:06 GMT
remote debuggers for UK
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 4th January 2008 01:54 GMT
To all those who say..
By Lee Posted Friday 4th January 2008 05:29 GMT
@triky
By Stephen Jenner Posted Friday 4th January 2008 08:42 GMT
Agreed
By triky Posted Friday 4th January 2008 09:36 GMT
stupid nuLabour
By John Posted Friday 4th January 2008 10:04 GMT
Great! another law...
By spezzer Posted Friday 4th January 2008 13:43 GMT
How?
By Adam Collett Posted Friday 4th January 2008 13:44 GMT
Career Politicians
By Chewy Posted Friday 4th January 2008 14:49 GMT
@Keith T
By Paul Buxton Posted Friday 4th January 2008 15:49 GMT
What about all the tools that come with operating systems
By kev whelan Posted Friday 4th January 2008 18:48 GMT
Where does it end?
By Martin Proffitt Posted Friday 4th January 2008 18:59 GMT
Re: Techies take things far too seriously sometimes....
By Ishkandar Posted Friday 4th January 2008 21:25 GMT
To further the hammer analogy....
By Name Posted Saturday 5th January 2008 07:07 GMT
Re: hmm.. most people on the reg cannot read it seems... including the reg themselves
By Dennis Posted Monday 14th January 2008 15:13 GMT
Tell the PM's office
By Brendon Lucas Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 01:43 GMT