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Comments on: UK Office of Government Commerce cracks one off

Fucking... 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 12:54 GMT

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priceless!

Best laugh I've had in ages!

I feel stupid but... 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:03 GMT

Unhappy

I really can't see anything suggestive in that logo

money well spent? 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:04 GMT

Paris Hilton

well I think we call that one a cock up.

Paris, because I'm sure that's what the guy was watching when he designed the logo.

Suitable really 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:07 GMT

Happy

Any organisation that rebrands its procurement as "buying.solutions" is clearly a load of wank.

errr, I don't get it 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:11 GMT

Coat

wheres the joke about the logo??? I've obviously missed something whilst living in spain!!

Mine is the one which says "Hospital property, not for resale"

A firm grip eh? 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:12 GMT

Oh now that is brilliant, "a firm grip on government spend"... you mean they couldn't give a t*ss... yeah the irony's so not lost. Wonder how much that cost them, and how long before they've got to change the logo because everyone is up in arms about it.

Fantastic 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:12 GMT

Wonder if it was done for a dare

all round the office now... marvellous 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:14 GMT

couldn't help but collapse into a giggling wreck, so all and sundry wanted to know why... fantastic

So then.... 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:14 GMT

Happy

...they really *are* a bunch of w**kers!!!

The animated version.... 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:20 GMT

http://www.hein.org.uk/ogclogo.gif

Worth it 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:22 GMT

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I want one of the mouse mats, they could make a fortune for the taxpayer on ebay.

efros

Took me a while... 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:22 GMT

...but I got there in the end!

Paris - because

To understand the issue 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:25 GMT

Rotate the image 90 degrees clockwise. Bow legged man, standing up, "having some me-time".

Superb 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:28 GMT

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Best laugh in ages.

On a similar note,... 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:29 GMT

Paris Hilton

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/poster.asp

Legendary coke poster with girl and phallus in an ice-cube. My old flatmate has an original version he keeps locked away, as they are so rare after being recalled.

Paris cos,.... well, you'll see!

Magnificent Specimen 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:31 GMT

Happy

They'll be getting quite a few complements from some quarters.

If you don't see it 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:33 GMT

Tilt your head to the left and look for a bandy legged man. What is he doing with his right hand.

I must be getting slow in my old age... 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:44 GMT

but when it clicked it got a good belly laugh...

I'm sure most people here have seen this B3ta thing... http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/

Needs a "slow" icon here because today I have been

Cracking 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:48 GMT

Coat

I think the OGC might need to 'offload' the design company as since the fruits of their redesign work has "come to fruition", their output is decidedly 'wank'

Strategy, new direction? 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:57 GMT

You are the fucking stationery & supplies department!

The only strategy you need is "buy cheap, buy bulk"

A classic indeed 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:59 GMT

A temp PA I worked with last year had just spent 6 months at OGC in Norwich. She told us how amazing the place was, nobody seemed to do anything all day, except for her manager who spent literally all his time on a Norwich City FC club forum. Clearly all the gentlemen there were actually busying themselves in the cubicles.

Driving up standards... 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:06 GMT

Surprised the slogan that matches isn't something along the lines of

"We've driven up our standards - now up yours"

I wonder... 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:13 GMT

Flame

...how much of the taxpayers money was spunked (oh yeah, I went there) on this logo?

With a standard design house, something like that would cost you in the region of £100. You would LOOK at the graphic before branding piles of mousemats. Then you would reject it. All in all, it might cost you £100, it'd probably cost you nothing.

No doubt these people were presented with tens of thousands for this little bit of "design"

We're catching on in Britain. The US have been funneling stupid amounts of money to "friendly" companies for years.

Money well spent 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:20 GMT

Flame

Is it worth asking why the department responsible for buying paper clips needs a logo in the first place (or indeed any goverment department)? It's not as if there's another quango set up to do the same that they might be confused with after all. That said, they aren't exactly the cheapest around: http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2006/dec/14/publicservices.politics

I don't see it ... 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:31 GMT

Paris Hilton

Someone at El Reg must be desperate, because I can't see it.

And no-one else spotted this one? 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:35 GMT

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"...have a firm grip...."

I mean ....really. No-one?

(Logo for obvious clenching fist reasons)

And others I didn't spot 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:39 GMT

Coat

"organisation....firm grip......spend..."

Oooh Err Missus

I take the grubby looking one

Cool! 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 15:14 GMT

Happy

Since they don't want that logo, I'm *definitely* going to start a company call "The Happy Snowman". :)

I'm amazed! 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 15:26 GMT

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"...not inappropriate to an organisation that's looking to have a firm grip on government spend!"

A Government spokesdrone with a sense of humo(u)r...?

Isn't that, like, one of the signs of the Apocolypse or something?

ROFL 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 16:15 GMT

Joke

Please tell me it is not the same crowd who did the 2012 logo.

Is there a special class in art school called graphic nudes? - or is it still graphic art? Please, someone tell the students that the emphasis is on 'art' not 'graphic'.

Perfectly OK 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 16:27 GMT

That logo fits very well with, for instance, the 2012 Olympic's Simpson Blowjob one.

A firm grip? 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 16:29 GMT

Paris Hilton

To put it colloquially, they clearly have a firm grip on their wad and are likely to be making a splurge on their customer facing image.

This is worth more than a pearl necklace!

Certainly Paris inspired.

While I control the laughter... 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 17:31 GMT

Paris Hilton

...instead of coughing guinness all over my keyboard...

@Steve, OGC is also responsible for buying software licenses for all government departments.

Not such a small budget.

Were the contract meetings held in Paris?

They are going to use it! 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 17:54 GMT

Boffin

Eye protection, that stuff burns.

I expect they got that one of in a few minutes so never bothered to check it.

Animated version here for those that don't get it 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 18:32 GMT

Paris Hilton

http://www.hein.org.uk/ogclogo.gif

:D

Tsk! You humans ... 

Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 20:21 GMT

Always seeing patterns that aren't there.

Took me a minute.... 

Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 08:41 GMT

Happy

...but then it lept out at me like one of those Magic Eye pictures.

Absolutely priceless.

Better yet! 

Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 16:13 GMT

Go here

http://www.fhdlondon.co.uk/

and look at vacancies.. a coincidence??

Even the Daily (Hate) Mail 

Posted Friday 25th April 2008 20:41 GMT

Alert

Published this one

not even original 

Posted Monday 28th April 2008 00:13 GMT

Stop

https://www.ogc.gov.bc.ca/

Priceless? 

Posted Monday 28th April 2008 15:25 GMT

Gates Horns

The one thing it ain't is priceless; you and I paid an arm and a leg for this piece of graphical self-abuse. What a bunch of boat-stoppers (anchors).

Bloody Hell 

Posted Tuesday 29th April 2008 14:01 GMT

Boffin

Having met some of the people that work at OGC I'm surprised that any of them were bright enough to spot this!!!

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