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Comments on: It's time for a close-up look at mobile porn

I am sorry but 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 12:36 GMT

""No idea, but we think it's the zoom," he said. "You can get to see the detail, you know?""

nealy made my squrt coke out my nose

Widow's Comfort ..... Camp Followers 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 12:54 GMT

Oh dear, goodness gracious me, an onanist's DLight. Adults Only, of course.

Excuse me, 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 12:59 GMT

Dead Vulture

But haven't Phorm and its phreaky me-toos and me-3s just demonstrated that Gupta's "statistically valid" business data has no commercial future? After all, how many over-paid and under-worked iPod-wielding saddos are going to present themselves for frisking knowing he wants to voyeur their pr0n consumption? It seems unlikely Mr Gupta will be speaking to Mr Kewney after this premature obit.

I had assumed... 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 13:03 GMT

...his users found the iPhone's lack of keyboard made it easier to wipe clean.

Euphemism 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 14:06 GMT

Coat

"Or perhaps looking for places to eat out?"

That's your coat, not mine... oh look, it's a dirty mac.

www.czechmytits.com 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 14:11 GMT

Wot, no convenient quick link to www.czechmytits.com?

Erm 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 14:17 GMT

Doesnt this look like Phorm would almost be perfect to monitor this type of activity?

Disappointing article 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 14:25 GMT

Unhappy

Absolutely no NSFW links in there at all.

Hmmmm 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 15:12 GMT

Coat

I watch a lot of vids on the ipod touch, but i can't say i've ever felt the need to stick a grumble flick on in case i'm taken with the urge to crack one off while waiting for the train.

Disappointing 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 15:52 GMT

Coat

www.czechmytits.com - come on guys, sort it out, tried that one to alleviate patching boredom and the photo's arn't available in the UK yet. Come on ElReg, you need to update your list!!

Mines the one with kleenex box sewn into the lining.

£1,800 to download an Iplayer programme using Ipod !! 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 17:25 GMT

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/money/consumer_affairs/article4187006.ece

Disappointed 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 20:50 GMT

Coat

that no one has gone for the obvious iPorn moniker. And we thought it was just because you could adjust the vibration level. Casts Jobs new "mobile.me" in a whole new light...

When's the next show? Oh, fuck that I'm off. Mine's the one covered in cocksnot stains.

Thank goodness I'm not like that ! 

Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 09:18 GMT

I prefer my films - smutty or otherwise - on a proper widescreen telly that takes half the wall, thank you very much. And as for zooming, I'm over 40 so I have no more need of anatomy courses.

Just how someone can spend 100 whatever a month to squint at a hand-held screen for hours is beyond me. But hey, it's their money to waste and it doesn't hurt me, so . . .

On the other hand, all these people spending their money on airwave entertainment just might be paving the way for something actually useful - I just can't think of anything right now.

It's the desdcrete nature of the device 

Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 16:35 GMT

Paris Hilton

iPhone and PSP both offer this kind of capability. It's an almost stealthy way to surf p0rn.

If you're on the move and want nekkid pictures you have a couple of options, dirty magazines (which will likely get you laughed at and talked about) or a nice mobile device with a decent sized screen and memory card. Most folks will at least assume your watching a movie or playing a game, most of the time they won't even look too carefully at whatever you're up to. If they do, you can always switch the screen to something else really quickly.

Seriously though, these devices are changing things. As the article suggests users can download whatever naughty pictures or vids that they desire to their memory card and hey presto naughty bits on the move. With an ability to browse on the move as well either over wi-fi or one of the various cell phone based broadband systems, owners of such devices aren't even limited to what they sync from their PC at home.

These devices are truly personal, so it's something that stays with the owner. There's less chance of discovery than say, on the family PC at home, of the PC at work.

Actually, it's pretty obvious that mobile devices like th iPhone and PSP are ideal for this, when you think about it for a moment.

Paris, and if you can't figure out why, then you don't get to borrow my iPhone....

needs to be said.. 

Posted Thursday 26th June 2008 17:49 GMT

Paris Hilton

web'n wank

or will it be

wank'n walk.

Confirms everything i ever thought about iphone users.... 

Posted Sunday 29th June 2008 11:52 GMT

Coat

..... and i for one will certainly NOT be shaking hands with anyone who owns one (i mean, who knows what they were shaking before).

Perhaps a tie in with sony's w910i would make it an ideal device for the 21st century. Market it as an iTUG(tm)..............

Mines the one with parental control's please.............

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