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Just "happened" to be walking by, did he? 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 08:56 GMT

Coat

Stalking, more like. Poor bastard.

And let's spare a moment for all those other poor bastards^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H U2 fans who will be firing up Youtube this morning agog at the prospect of hearing these tracks, but by this evening will be heard complaining that they still couldn't find what they're looking for.

Mine's the one with Bonio in the pocket.

PBL 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 09:01 GMT

Stop

Hope Bonehead has a Public Prodcast License, or failing that, I hope the fuzz kick his door in and slap an ASBO on him for playing his music too loud (oh please, please dear god, shut the self righteous prick up)

Bet they were good quality 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 09:05 GMT

Thumb Up

"... blasting from a window .... recorded them on a mobile phone and later put them online.

Distance + phone + compression: Oh, the quality!

Did anyone actually hear these? Could be another one of Bono's "let's all have a go at something" campaigns.

Lord protect us from poor little rich kids and precious spoilt brats? 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 09:08 GMT

"U2's manager Paul McGuinness is likely to be unimpressed. He has been highly critical of companies like Apple and ISPs which he described as providing "burglary kits" which allowed people to steal music."

That is somewhat pretentious of Mr McGuinness. No working class hero there, that's for sure.

One could be unkind and say that poncing about on a world stage and being totally ineffective is less than worthy of adulation...... so best not to mention it, eh.

Quite comfortably off now does I suppose dull the revolutionary edge considerably. Although if they're Irish at all, then they have the capacity to amaze and surprise. That would be nice.

well 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 09:41 GMT

I'm highly critical of Paul McGuinness for managing a shit band full of wankers iconic of the pap that is spat into the western music scene.

@Andy 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 09:44 GMT

I heard them. The audio was very poor quality, and the sound of the sea, mopeds, and people walking by often drowned it out. You could still get a feel for the songs though.

They've pulled this stunt before 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 09:57 GMT

Stop

A CD went "missing" just prior to the release of Vertigo.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2004/jul/17/arts.netmusic

Pathetic.

Wouldn't surprise me if..... 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 09:58 GMT

The bloke with the mobile phone was on the U2 payroll. Any publicity is good publicity, and if it involves youtube then bonus points for involving pop culture. Wouldn't be the first time reverse marketing was used.

Not quite sure which icon to use for this one - can we have more to choose from please ?

Youtube develops taste? 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 10:00 GMT

Pirate

removes U2 from site, is this permanent or will people still be able to suffer a full audio assault complete with video of the worlds largest egos?

"You could still get a feel for the songs though." 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 10:06 GMT

Stop

That "feel" being that they are overblown tat, presumably?

Would it be cynical to suggest... 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 10:09 GMT

Black Helicopters

...that this was hype in promoting a band who used to be a cash cow for the label, but are long passed their sell-by date?

Paul McGuinness 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 10:12 GMT

"U2's manager Paul McGuinness is likely to be unimpressed. He has been highly critical of companies like Apple and ISPs which he described as providing "burglary kits" which allowed people to steal music."

Criticising an ISP for music sharing is like blaming the inventor of automobiles for bank jobs using getaway cars. Lets blame Alexander Bell for facilitating prank telephone calls.

Cui bono 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 10:14 GMT

Coat

who profits?

@Stu Reeves 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 10:28 GMT

ASBO? Now sorry what would that be? France doesn't have those worthless pieces of paper that do nothing.

the man is mentally ill 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 11:41 GMT

Go

Why the rope everywhere? why the plastic fruit?

The man is mentally ill - I've seen him eat a plastic pie!

The sound quality must've been awful 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 11:59 GMT

Not something for audiophiles then....

Firstly they were recorded via a mobiles phone, and then the idiot uploaded them to youtube which has rubbish 32kbit audio and needs it to be in video format. I guess if he'd been smarter he could have uploaded them to imeem.com as audio files and had the low quality cellphone audio delivered in pristine 128kbit mp3.

Normally it annoys the hell out of me when people use youtube to share music because there's a popular music only alternative in the form of imeem, it seems silly to see people wrapping their audio into video files so that youtube will accept it when you can just upload audio to imeem. But this probably sounded like crap before it was uploaded.

My two favourite quotes about U2 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 12:04 GMT

Coat

"If Bono's for it then I'm against it." - Joe Lyons

"[U2] are rubbish and then some. That guy walks like John Wayne. Any guitarist that calls himself The Edge and wears a hat because he's gone bald deserves to have stuff thrown at him." - Mark Kermode

We really need a "complete tossers" icon for U2 stories.

And the wee fella in the elevator shoes was (probably)..... 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 12:15 GMT

wearing an a tour t-shirt at the time.

Stop being sad and listen to other people's music short-ass!!

What sort of shit listens to his own music turned up to the 11? Think of all the power that requires - kinda at odds with wanting to save the world, init?

Heuston, you've got a problem!!

Bono must be livid... 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 13:12 GMT

... this has happened and yet the world just keeps turning...

Ah 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 13:12 GMT

IT Angle

A bunch of nerds who have virtual sex in SecondLife criticizing Bono - how cute! He must be doing something right then!

One for 20 against 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 13:42 GMT

IT Angle

hahah second life what you talking about. thats one for U2 and about 20 against so far.

An Anonymous Coward nerd who has virtual sex in SecondLife supporting Bono - how cute! He must be doing something wrong then!

Bono is a star 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 13:43 GMT

He was afterall in my favorite episode of South Park, More Crap... AC because work mate worships Bonio

Eh? 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 14:57 GMT

So the irritating leprechaun plays his music at full blast in public does he? He could have kept it private, perhaps using a set of (suitably small) cans.

This smacks of a publicity stunt gone wrong. Any chance there were, purely by coincidence, a few music "journalists" (ahem!) within earshot who could be counted on the report that they'd "overheard some tracks form the upcoming U2 album, and they rock"? Or am I being too cynical. After all "viral marketing" is where it's at these days. Sending out preview CD's to journalists is just so twentieth century.

Maybe said pirate was a plant who uploaded them to get the viral marketing campaign started. Or maybe he was somebody who got wind of a cynical marketing stunt and recorded it.

@ amanfromMars 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 15:07 GMT

You feeling alright, mate? That message is totally comprehensible and contains not a single 42. And everyone's agreeing with you, too.

@anarchic-teapot 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 16:48 GMT

Heart

I think amanfrommars is off his meds. His last 3 or 4 posts that I have seen were all 75-95% coherent.

BTW, U2b is the IT angle and U2 rules. As the man said: if you don't like it, don't buy it.

--Pete

RE: Bono is a star 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 17:23 GMT

Thumb Up

That thing must weigh like 9 and a half Courics!

Dead musician at the pearly gates.. 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 17:52 GMT

Joke

Hey, St. Peter! Who's that with the shades - is it Bono?

"Nah that's god, he just thinks he's Bono"

@amanfromMars 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 18:15 GMT

quit your impostering. That's not the real amanfromMars. The comment was vaguely comprehensible and almost sensible. Did you let your turtle walk on the keys again?

Is it illegal to serve an inappropriate DCMA takedown order? 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 19:14 GMT

We're seeing these DCMA orders being sent out right left and centre these days. I appreciate there's a lot of piracy going on, and guys like Bono and Metallica etc are probably on the breadline. But we're also seeing a lot of them for frivolous reasons, where any lawyer aware of fair use would know it'd be frivolous or wrong, and even where there's clearly no infringement at all, companies use them as a Shut Up command that implies guilt without proof. ISPs and content hosts do not as a rule protest these orders, they simply comply.

I'd like to see a couple of things, first of all people having a go at the content providers for being pussies - but there's fat chance of that. For example, no matter how much people get angry at phorm it'll have almost zero effect on companies. The vast majority of the public don't give a crap beyond what's the cheapest.

But I'd like to see cases where it was certain the DMCA was wrongly used for a judge to rule against them with punitive measures. Has that happened yet?

@Pete McPhedran 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 21:30 GMT

I think amanfrommars is off his meds. His last 3 or 4 posts that I have seen were all 75-95% coherent.

Or just maybe , just maybe, a loved one convinced him to take his meds or the docs finaly found the right combo, Of course another possibility is a comfy 72ºf 22c with clear skies and cute lads on the beach.

Oh well we still have Webster. IH8 APPLE.

U2 in U2b 

Posted Tuesday 19th August 2008 00:36 GMT

IT Angle

Because the IT angle is that U2 was in U2b.

Pay your tax Bono! 

Posted Tuesday 19th August 2008 04:19 GMT

Joke

Does Paul McGuiness provide "tax-evasion kits" for people like Bono to avoid paying?

http://www.taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2006/08/20/100/

(also, if U2 didn't use Windows the problem wouldn't have happened...)

U2 were great in 1981... 

Posted Tuesday 19th August 2008 07:34 GMT

Joke

...in the bath on new years day with a hangover listening to U2 New Years Day.

Little did I know that a time travler from the future was outside my window with an advanced mobile phone recording the track, later to be shared over a global communications system unimaginable to my primitive 1980's mind.

Unfortunately Bono traveled back in time and murdered the time traveller's parents before he was born and now the track has vanished from U2oob.

The Edge sucks 

Posted Tuesday 19th August 2008 08:37 GMT

He doesn't play guitar, he plays a delay pedal.

@Peter Lee (Close the windows next time!) 

Posted Tuesday 19th August 2008 14:50 GMT

Paris Hilton

Well, if I were a member of U2 and rehearsing new tunage, I would not be doing it in a place that others can hear it.

They can afford to rehearse in a Swiss atomic shelter (every building has one of those in Switzerland). You can't hear jack when the 2' door is closed.

Paris, for the brilliance of leaving the windows open when you're rehearsing new material.

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