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Oz radio newsreader skips broadcast for Facebook

IT team probe exposes social networking hackette

10 Oct 14:02

Channel 4 in Heathrow Playmobil reconstruction shocker

Oi!

10 Oct 13:22

Vista scrabbles for X Factor

You can't sing, you can't dance - what do you want me to say?

10 Oct 13:03

Canada sex shop heist shafts proprietress

Vibrator theft ruins buzz

10 Oct 11:38

US woman shot by cast iron stove

Pops a .22 cap in her sorry ass calf

10 Oct 11:00

Serial commentard bitchslaps Reg hack

FoTW 'Run away you little pansy, the databases are coming'

10 Oct 10:10

Bebo users release interstellar spamgasm at Gliese 581

Alien f*ck-off pill expected in 2049

9 Oct 13:02

Armed cops ice South London devil dog

Second satanic mutt execution follows canine rampage

9 Oct 09:39

Martin Sheen backs Paris for president

'See you at the fake inauguration, bitches'

9 Oct 08:52

Autopilot blamed for Qantas plunge

Computer says 'Weeeeee!'

8 Oct 14:23

I'm very sorry, says gay health warning clergyman

'Full and complete' apology for tattoo slur

8 Oct 08:02

Net-stock fraudster Moller offers flying saucer on eBay

No bargepole long enough

7 Oct 12:41

No mile-high pr0n for Delta passengers

Seatbelt signs off, smut filters on...

7 Oct 10:46

Captain Cyborg to chew the fat with Ultra Hal

Reading uni hosts Turing Test contenders

6 Oct 13:56

Stick health warnings on gays, says Stock Exchange chaplain

Tattoos to combat the evils of sodomy

6 Oct 11:24

Hosting biz-queenpin parachutes Everest

Memset MD strives for gender-balanced IT sector

6 Oct 11:18

Trigger-happy Welsh cops taser sheep

'Sparky' taken out in runaway ovine dual carriageway drama

6 Oct 11:13

Birmingham Airport in X-rated X-ray shocker

Annual report reveals passenger's intimate luggage secrets

6 Oct 10:24

Apple surrenders the Pink (to Microsoft)

Zune pilfers famous codename

3 Oct 23:33

Commentard completely loses the plot

FoTW Weighs into Reg readers, fists flying

3 Oct 15:14

Virgin rejects $1m space sex offer

No grumble flick shoot aboard SpaceShipTwo

3 Oct 11:53

Revealed: How Street View marks its territory

Google cocks its leg on South London fence

3 Oct 11:24

Artist to smoke Cobain's ashes

Smells like... hey, is anyone else hungry?

3 Oct 10:41

Thomas Crown blagger recruits decoy dupes on internet

Identi-dress Craigslist flashmob caper foils plods

3 Oct 09:46

Fossett aircraft contains 'minimal' human remains

But enough to provide a DNA sample

3 Oct 09:11

Catholic priests cane YouTube over blasphemous vids

Video hosting site slated for host slating videos

2 Oct 14:55

Crashed aircraft is Fossett's, authorities confirm

Updated 'Number plate' identifies adventurer's Bellanca Super Decathalon

2 Oct 10:08

Interwebs page channels Palin twaddle

Artificial intelligence ineptitude

2 Oct 04:55

Full-size Roman siege artillery offered on eBay

Ideal for seeing off local Vandals. Or Goths

1 Oct 09:14

MS apps division architect to be fired into space, again

Forgot his hat, or something...

30 Sep 23:59

Germans give peeking Google one in the eye

Schleswig-Holstein's answer is NEIN!

30 Sep 10:10

Mayor Boris serves Governator cold revenge

'Schwarzenegger is a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg'

29 Sep 22:58

Reg competition: Cisco goes isup

Can you solve the mystery of the lost leer?

29 Sep 18:47

Frenchman's pedalo dirigible Channel attempt blown out

Gentle headwinds foil blimp bicyclist

29 Sep 12:48

Damien Hirst buys Paris porn collage

Brit artist circle jerk

26 Sep 18:45

Revealed: Street View's UK invasion schedule

Britain to fall within a year, Orwellian Opel driver log shows

26 Sep 13:02

Tw*tdangler defends Benito Mussolini stunt

Didn't want to p*ss on fans...

26 Sep 12:50

Right: Which one of you lot invented 'tw*tdangle', eh?

Lingo police want your biometrics, and sharpish

26 Sep 09:29

Reg April Fools 2006

Click here for your custom-built Reg

2 Apr 01:34

Reg April Fools 2007

Oh how we laughed

1 Apr 23:46

Reg April Fools '08

What merriment and mirth is this?

1 Apr 22:35

Microhoo! or YahSoft!? The! people! must! decide!

Reader poll Just put your exclamation mark in the box

14 Feb 13:08

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