Bootnotes
Oz radio newsreader skips broadcast for Facebook
IT team probe exposes social networking hackette
10 Oct 14:02
Vista scrabbles for X Factor
You can't sing, you can't dance - what do you want me to say?
10 Oct 13:03
Serial commentard bitchslaps Reg hack
FoTW 'Run away you little pansy, the databases are coming'
10 Oct 10:10
Bebo users release interstellar spamgasm at Gliese 581
Alien f*ck-off pill expected in 2049
9 Oct 13:02
Armed cops ice South London devil dog
Second satanic mutt execution follows canine rampage
9 Oct 09:39
I'm very sorry, says gay health warning clergyman
'Full and complete' apology for tattoo slur
8 Oct 08:02
Stick health warnings on gays, says Stock Exchange chaplain
Tattoos to combat the evils of sodomy
6 Oct 11:24
Trigger-happy Welsh cops taser sheep
'Sparky' taken out in runaway ovine dual carriageway drama
6 Oct 11:13
Birmingham Airport in X-rated X-ray shocker
Annual report reveals passenger's intimate luggage secrets
6 Oct 10:24
Revealed: How Street View marks its territory
Google cocks its leg on South London fence
3 Oct 11:24
Thomas Crown blagger recruits decoy dupes on internet
Identi-dress Craigslist flashmob caper foils plods
3 Oct 09:46
Catholic priests cane YouTube over blasphemous vids
Video hosting site slated for host slating videos
2 Oct 14:55
Crashed aircraft is Fossett's, authorities confirm
Updated 'Number plate' identifies adventurer's Bellanca Super Decathalon
2 Oct 10:08
Full-size Roman siege artillery offered on eBay
Ideal for seeing off local Vandals. Or Goths
1 Oct 09:14
MS apps division architect to be fired into space, again
Forgot his hat, or something...
30 Sep 23:59
Mayor Boris serves Governator cold revenge
'Schwarzenegger is a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg'
29 Sep 22:58
Frenchman's pedalo dirigible Channel attempt blown out
Gentle headwinds foil blimp bicyclist
29 Sep 12:48
Revealed: Street View's UK invasion schedule
Britain to fall within a year, Orwellian Opel driver log shows
26 Sep 13:02
Right: Which one of you lot invented 'tw*tdangle', eh?
Lingo police want your biometrics, and sharpish
26 Sep 09:29
Microhoo! or YahSoft!? The! people! must! decide!
Reader poll Just put your exclamation mark in the box
14 Feb 13:08
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