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Clone dog mistress denies she is 'sex in chains' McKinney

Reg proposes McKinnon/McKinney extradition deal
8 Aug 11:42

Sega hopes to score with homely Japanese women

'Project Beauty' for Nintendo DS
Reg Hardware • 7 Aug 22:03

Mule sought for mysterious Chinese delivery

Silkworms 2.0
7 Aug 15:21

Suprise at spelling snafu sanctions

University lecturer waves through wonky wordage
7 Aug 13:44

Craigslist supervillain seeks henchmen

'Goons. Hired goons.'
7 Aug 10:49

Paris Hilton - the compromised candidate

'See you at the debates, bitches'
6 Aug 15:46

Killer Satnavs amok in 'Utah Polyhedron' phenomenon

Windscreen-licking Belgians barely escape GPS of Doom
6 Aug 15:38

Bill Gates exposed as closet Yorkshireman

White Rose to Windows in 11 generations
6 Aug 11:20

Knights Templar to Vatican: Give us back our assets

Threaten to subject Pope to an inquisition
4 Aug 13:21

Wünderbra! German policewomen take 'Action Brassiere'

All aboard Das Boob
4 Aug 13:14

George Orwell joins blogging fray

Daily musings of mighty writer imminent
1 Aug 13:32

Dutch vacuum salesman pumps Google for €1m

Iron clogs stands firm over Knol.com
1 Aug 12:38

Late-breaking April Fool prangs snoozing Guardianista

It must be true - it's on the Internet...
1 Aug 11:41

English Channel defeats one-armed Frenchman

Plucky attempt, mon brave
31 Jul 11:45

Oz man cracks one off while speeding in drug-packed car

Films himself on the job, too
31 Jul 11:11

Click here to save Bletchley Park

Downing Street e-petition demands action
30 Jul 10:20

UK BOFHs face psychometric dissection

Empathy? Let me tell you about empathy...
29 Jul 09:50

Steve Fossett may be alive, investigator claims

Black helicopters circle missing adventurer
28 Jul 13:11

Celebrity publicist develops mathematical 'fame formula'

(Zero + Bullshit)Spin = Total bullshit
28 Jul 12:28

US man cuffed for executing lawnmower

Shotgun maintenance voids warranty, expert warns
28 Jul 12:24

Reg hack insults the Parachute Regiment

FoTW 'You cheeky little f**ker!'
26 Jul 11:02

US nuke missile crew falls asleep on the job

While in possession of launch codes
25 Jul 19:00

Cops slap ticket on Street View spycar

Exclusive snap of Orwellian Opel bust
25 Jul 12:42

Tory leader's stolen bicycle surfaces on eBay

'It leans oddly to the right'
24 Jul 21:49

NZ judge saves girl from bloody silly name

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii
24 Jul 10:28

Lesbos climax as lesbians lick Lesbians

Hot Athens court action backs girl-on-girl
23 Jul 11:39

Reg April Fools 2006

Click here for your custom-built Reg
2 Apr 01:34

Reg April Fools 2007

Oh how we laughed
1 Apr 23:46

Reg April Fools '08

What merriment and mirth is this?
1 Apr 22:35

Microhoo! or YahSoft!? The! people! must! decide!

Reader poll Just put your exclamation mark in the box
14 Feb 13:08

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