Kettle Plus some of our own and the ugly Microsoft sweater one of you will win. Please take it off our hands...

Zuck boots propagandists, Big G finds surge of action directed at Taiwan

After getting the tintack, IRL BOFH went rogue

And where folks are likely to see a light show

ICYMI What's more, a robot managed to cook some of them up. So, y'know, it might not be entirely science fiction

Deckchairs continue to be rearranged on the jotting platform?

24 million Americans thought to have had their personal data stolen and sold for pennies

Oh no, errant gyro!

Assumed Conti offshoot averages 7 figures for each successful attack but may have issues with, er, 'closing deals'

Rackspace? More like Lackspace as customers face upload and delete problems

'We feel like enterprises are either going to become AI powered, or they're going to become obsolete'

Plans buffet of components you can assemble into a dream machine

BLUFFS spying flaw present in iPhones, ThinkPad, plenty of chipsets

Microsoft joins the board in non-voting role

Best not to dismiss it, as Asus looks to be onboard and advances are promised

CISA calls for stronger IT defenses as Texas district also hit by ransomware crew

You should've received an email if you're affected, but here's a reminder just in case

Titan trip postponed while NASA awaits the FY 2025 budget request

Users on the mainframe will have to wait for their system to become available in the cloud service, though

New features are great and all, but maybe fix some of the issues too?

Is divine intervention next on the tech to-do list?

CRM databases were accessed and library users are advised to change passwords

Search giant exploring more locations to squeeze watts from rocks

Acts under the guise of protecting the public from fraud, yet history suggests Home Office has other motives

Competition Markets Authority claims merger will reduce innovation for designers and other creative types

Planning portal back online with a more secure connection

In the US, however, folks are ready and willing to bin you for a bot