Great Satan of Mayonnaise is Hellman

The guy from Decadence he say yeah...

It's worrying isn't it? No sooner does the Great Satan of Haircuts disappear than he is replaced by the Great Satan of Mayonnaise, i.e. one Mr Hellman. It would be very, very hard to make it up. We only hope the Compaq rumour is true so that we can make hay while the Sun still shines... ®