Bosses at Le Freeserve are no doubt fuming today after a newspaper gossip column revealed that some of their staff are peeping Toms and squinting Sarahs.
It seems the ISP's offices are opposite the house of TV celeb and one-time newspaper editor, Janet Street-Porter.
And in the privacy of her own she can't help but walk around without a stitch on and lay out underwear on her bed, so it seems.
Which is exactly what titillates Le Freeswerve's peepers, according to The Scurra in today's Mirror.
A spokeswoman for Le Freeswerve wouldn't say if staff would be reprimanded over the affair.
Asked about the newspaper report, she said: "This is scurrilous."
That move to Algeria any closer? ®