So this was Compaq CEO Michael Capellas' grand plan to transform the company within 180 days: sell it to competitor Hewlett-Packard for $25 billion in shares.
The two companies last night announced a mega-merger in which HP shareholders will have 64 per cent of the combo and Compaq shareholders will take 36 per cent.
HP CEO Carly Fiorina will be top banana for the new entity, assuming CEO and Chairman duties. Compaq CEO Michael Capellas will become president, and he's joined on the new board by four Compaq staffers.
And finally Fiorina gets her Big Deal. Last time she tried was the aborted $18 billion takeover of PWC's consultancy arm. That was a Vision-build-up-the-services-business-Thing. The takeover of Compaq is a chisel- away-at-costs/swamp-the-competition exercise in corporate aggrandisement.
OK so it's been a tough nine months or so for HP and Compaq - profits warnings/redundancies by the thousand - But isn't this a rather expensive way to overtake Dell?
The HP-Compaq combo will be the world's no.1 in all sorts of computer hardware, ranging from printers, PCs, and Unix servers. Combined revenues at $87bn will almost match those of IBM (although the duo has nothing like Big Blue's service revenues).
That's if the two companies retain market share in what will inevitably be a prolonged period of introspection. First the merger will have to get past competition authorities in the US and the EU; second, there will inevitably be thousands of lay-offs - and not just in the assembly plants. Already, $2.5bn worth of post-merger savings - 15,000 jobs - have been identified.
HP and Compaq is out-and-out consolidation-territory, and there will be blood on the floor of the executive suites. (If you are talking synergies,lack of overlap etc. a better combo would be Dell/Sun - and no we are not suggesting that such a thing will happen.)
The last time a computer hardware mega-merger was attempted - when Compaq took over Digital Equipment Corporation - thousands of middle management jobs - went down the Swanee. And who can say that Compaq emerged a stronger or better company for the experience?
Sure it ended up with a service business; it also acquired in Alpha semiconductor technology which it ended up running into the ground. Compaq's share of the hardware market has also eroded gently since the Digital takeover.
And what's the betting that HP and Compaq will together be greater than the sum of their parts? ®