By now most of us are acquainted with Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer's recent PR rant at the Gartner Fall Symposium in Orlando, where he dismissed open-source developers as a lot of teenage hobbyists with questionable motives.
"The vulnerabilities are there [in open source software]. The fact that somebody in the middle of the night in China who you don't know, quote, 'patched' it and you don't know the quality of that. I mean, there's nothing per se that says there should be integrity that comes out of that process. At the end of the day, it's people who write software. We have a methodology; we have an approach; we have a testing process that we know can lead to a sustained and predictable level of quality."
Ballmer also tried to impugn Linux's security, throwing a few numbers carelessly about at the conference: "In the first 150 days of Windows 2000 we had seventeen critical vulnerabilities... The first 150 days of Red Hat 6 -- go check the number, just go check the number. It's five to ten times higher than what we are showing," he trilled.
Ballmer neglected to mention that each of the seventeen vulnerabilities he cited were critical security flaws in Windows itself, whereas the ones reported by Red Hat were spread among the thousand or so packages distributed along with the Linux kernel. If Windows and Linux were compared kernel-to-kernel, Ballmer would have been laughed off the stage. But he wasn't. No one in the audience bothered, or dared, to challenge him.
We're accustomed to this sort of Newspeak from a panicky salesman. What we don't expect is to get the same spiel from the academic world, where people are expected to have the intellectual chops to see through such trivia as marketing slogans, and to prefer clarity, accuracy and reason.
Nevertheless, in a recent column published in Syllabus Magazine, a tech journal for educators, Princeton University Technology Strategy and Outreach Manager Howard Strauss channelled the very soul of Steve Ballmer.
About a week after the Ballmer blather hit the Net, Strauss took up his pen in support. He pressed all the buttons, first by painting open-source developers as "a smattering of teenagers too young to work at Redmond, hackers, virus creators, and a menagerie of others."
He pressed the quality-is-always-expensive button as well: "we cannot avoid the high cost of high-quality IT," he warned, and equated open-source software with the famous Nigerian e-mail scam promising riches in exchange for modest investment. "While you are installing your free, open-source software you may want to write [Nigerian scammer] Mrs. Ahmed a check. Her $8.5 million will help pay for the real cost of that free software," he warbled.
Never mind that open source software is created by some of the most talented programmers in the world. The article is so palpably Ballmeresque that one has to suspect Strauss of having an interest here. And sure enough, he seems to have enjoyed at least a few perks from the Redmond lads.
A longtime friend of The Reg who would just as soon not see his name in the papers tipped us to some of Strauss' activities with an outfit called the Corporation for Research and Educational Networking (CREN), founders of the once-great academic WAN known as BITNET.
One of Strauss' regular duties as a CREN guy involved periodic 'Tech Talks' sponsored by Microsoft as this announcement and this other announcement mention. Whether Redmond's 'sponsorship' involved cash or other consideration is unclear. Certainly there would be nothing illegal in taking a little money and publicity from a vendor and then blowing their horn in public, though it is rather unseemly, and a bit beneath the standards we expect academic institutions to cleave to.
It seems Strauss' boss feels the same way. Last week, Princeton University Enterprise Infrastructure Services Director Daniel Oberst posted a statement making it clear that Strauss does not speak for the university, and further that Princeton is quite pleased with the open-source software it uses and hardly feels like the victim of a Nigerian scam.
According to Oberst: "The views expressed in the Syllabus article were that of the author and not those of Princeton University nor its Office of Information Technology. While the article might have led some to believe that Princeton University opposes and does not support the open source movement, in fact Princeton is an active participant in open source activities, while continuing to run many university services on vendor-supported commercial software."
Additionally, "Open source software is widely used at Princeton, including Apache Web server software (including the main www.princeton.edu web site), Linux servers for infrastructure services and desktop productivity, sendmail and spam assassin for mail processing, and a number of Beowulf (clustered Linux) servers for high performance computing," Oberst says.
Meanwhile, CREN has dissolved itself and been reconstituted in bits scattered among various Web venues, in part as a possession of Syllabus Magazine. Syllabus has acquired and archived the MS-sponsored CREN Tech Talks, in which Strauss held forth under Redmond's sponsorship.
Now CREN is no more. It certainly seems never to have been a major MS customer, having maintained its Web presence on Apache over Solaris until a year ago, when it switched to Apache over Debian, according to Netstat. Syllabus, on the other hand, has progressed from IIS-4 over NT-4, to IIS-5 over Win-2K, to IIS-5 over Windows Server 2003 over the past two years. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
The Register invited Strauss to clarify his involvement with CREN, Syllabus and Microsoft, and answer questions about the conflicts felt by a university employee with nifty little perk ties to Redmond, but he declined. Twice. Certainly he's not alone in benefiting from Microsoft's desire to colonize academic computing, but he is the first such person we've observed spitting anti-Linux poison on Redmond's behalf in public. One would hope he's the last. ®