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Amazon punts anal beads to UK kiddies
Spiderman watch search outrage
NSFW We're very much obliged to reader Phillip Young for alerting us that Amazon UK is peddling anal sex toys to any wide-eyed kiddie looking to strap on a Spiderman watch:
What's even more repulsive than the fact that a highly reputable etailer seems bent on corrupting Britain's innocent children is that the single "mmmm nice 'I love cock!!'" tradesman's entrance stimulator was earlier today available "used from £2.99" - as Phillip's screen grab shows.
Sickeningly, it appears some 11-year-old has now snaffled the device in question, since it's currently "unavailable". Presumably, it'll become "reavailable" when the novelty wears off and it re-emerges from where the sun don't shine.
And speaking of the sun, we have made our dossier available to the usual UK redtops and, of course, the Daily Mail. ®