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Butthash and flying cows inside

A minivan was heavily damaged by a falling cow, leaving the owners shocked but unhurt. The cow was euthanised. You suspected foul play, or cracked udderly awful jokes:

Did the cow jump over the moon or was it pushed?

Robert Harrison

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maybe it was a lemming in a cow suit???

Law

Maybe a few thousand of the buggers constructed an articulated cow suit before leaping off the cliff. Thinking on it though, they might have been better off picking a bird of some sort.

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I'll never complain when it's raining cats and dogs again.

TeeCee

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This really is udderly ridiculous. A mooving and tragic tail of bovine ballistics. A humble creature hoofing it after teatering on the edge. One can only speculate on what thoughts were curdling in the animal's mind.

I'm sure people will be milking it for all it's worth...

Gareth Harmer

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There is a new menace threatening our children, apparently: huffing fermented turds. While it's not the first thing we'd consider on a night out, it seems the methane gas can cause hallucinations and fainting. Believe the hype; 'Butthash' is a clear and present danger to our kids. Maybe.

where do you think the expression "that's good shit" comes from!

Anonymous Coward

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I tried this LOAD's of times and didn't get any effect's. I think it might be a trick!

Dave Alderson

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I think they should send teams of police and drug education workers to schools and colleges before this takes off.

I started on Jenkem about 4 months ago and now I'm mainlining cat's pee. It's just one big downward spiral. (Have you ever tried catching them? It's really difficult.)

Warn the kids before it's too late!!!!!

Anonymous Coward

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I don't mean to pooh-pooh the article, I'm sure to some readers it caused excrement, I mean excitement. But to me it all sounds like a steaming pile of rubbish. A waste, in fact, of words that could otherwise have discussed something more manure, I mean mature.

I'm guano go get my coat now...

A. Lewis

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This brings new meaning to being hooked on crack. Still, the fact that the police are mooning over it is truly asinine. I hope they don't get too anal about enforcement - they might end up the butt of many jokes....

David Wiernicki

Enough! You're all making asses of yourselves. ®