Dildo rails dirty? Help is at hand

Company will clean absolutely everything

We're very much obliged to Martin Walsh for alerting us to the services of cleaning outfit MK Londyn. When the company says it'll "clean everything except your pocket", it's not joking:

Good Lord. Of course, the DIYers among you will know what MK Londyn is trying to say, but we rather like the idea of dildo rails. ®