Oz TV advises CO2-emitting children to die early

In Brief Twitter has suspended multiple accounts purporting to be Amazon warehouse workers defending the mega-souk’s working conditions and speaking out against unionization.

All eyes are on the e-commerce giant as thousands of workers in America try to form a union.

The corporation's PR people also just admitted they scored "an own goal" in badly handling criticism of its working environments, and the US National Labor Relations Board determined Amazon illegally fired two of its workers, as reported by the New York Times. Those staffers, Emily Cunningham and Maren Costa, had publicly urged their bosses to do more on climate change and address complaints raised by the dotcom's warehouse workers.

An Australian Parliamentary Committee has recommended that locals be compelled to hand over identification documents to sign up for and use social media.

The Standing Committee on Social Policy and Legal Affairs’ Inquiry into family, domestic and sexual violence delivered its final report last week – on April 1st, in fact.

The report aims to inform government responses to family, domestic, and sexual violence, and was commissioned after previous plans did not achieve their stated aim of reducing such incidents.

Japanese auto-maker Subaru announced Monday that it is making “production adjustments” - aka making fewer cars - due to semiconductor supply chain issues.

The decision impacts the Yajima plant in Gunma Prefecture, which makes the Legacy sedan and Forester SUV. The factory was scheduled for a holiday break to commemorate Japan’s Golden Week on April 28. It will now stop production 13 working days early on 10 April. Production lines will resume on May 10, turning a two-week scheduled break into a month-long pause. Production at other plants is not affected. Subaru has previously continued to pay workers during unscheduled breaks in production, so staff may not have a horrible time of it during their extended breaks.

The Japanese automaker already cut its production plan for this fiscal year by around 48,000 vehicles due to the chip crisis. The newly scheduled break in production will subtract another 10,000 vehicles from showrooms.

Myanmar’s military junta has ordered the suspension of wireless broadband services.

News of the clampdown came from local carriers, such as Ooredoo, which shared the following image explaining that, following a coup, the now-ruling military regime issued a directive that all wireless broadband services must be suspended as of April 1. The alert appeared on the English language version of its Myanmar website.

in Brief It was a tsunami of DNS queries that ultimately took out a host of Microsoft services, from Xbox Live to Teams, for some netizens about an hour on April Fools' Day, Redmond has said.

Or as the Windows giant put it, the outage was the result of "an anomalous surge in DNS queries from across the globe targeting a set of domains hosted on Azure." In a postmortem examination of the downtime, Microsoft said the flood of requests triggered a programming flaw in its infrastructure that hampered its ability to cope with the demand:

LG Electronics' board has tired of its loss-making smartphone business and ordered its closure.

The South Korean electronics titan announced the decision on Monday, after enduring six years of operating losses totaling an estimated US$4.4bn.

"LG’s strategic decision to exit the incredibly competitive mobile phone sector will enable the company to focus resources in growth areas such as electric vehicle components, connected devices, smart homes, robotics, artificial intelligence and business-to-business solutions, as well as platforms and services," reads a canned statement.

Yahoo! Answers is shutting down in a month's time after nearly sixteen years online.

The corporate outfit once known as Jerry and David's Guide to the World Wide Web announced its decision on Monday by posting a note at the top of its now-doomed Q&A website.

Users have until April 20 to pose new questions and provide answers for queries. From May 4, Yahoo! Answers will officially disappear from the internet, though we wouldn't be surprised if someone tries to make an unofficial mirror of it all.

Reams of personal data – including phone numbers, email addresses, and birthdays – obtained from 533 million Facebook accounts was offered to all for free on a cyber-crime forum over the weekend.

The data dump was flagged up by Alon Gal, co-founder and CTO of infosec startup Hudson Rock. The information – which also includes people’s names, marital status, occupation, and location – was siphoned from Facebook in 2019 via a vulnerability in the platform. The data was packaged up and sold online to miscreants in June 2020.

Now that same database is up for grabs to anyone who messages a particular Telegram account and asks nicely. The records were pilfered from hundreds of millions of Facebook profiles spread across 104 countries; that includes 32,315,282 accounts in the US, and 11,522,328 in the UK, according to a post on the underground forum viewed by The Register. All of the data amounts to over 70GB. It's reported the price tag on the database has been falling, and now it's free of charge.

The US Supreme Court on Monday ruled in a 6-2 decision that Google's limited copying of Oracle's Java APIs in its Android operating system constitutes fair use under US law.

The ruling puts an end to a case that troubled the software industry for more than a decade and narrows the scope of copyright law as it applies to software.

The court had two questions before it: whether software interfaces qualify for copyright protection and whether Google's use of Oracle's software interface code represents fair use, assuming the Java APIs can be copyrighted.

A US court has rejected Apple's request to throw out a potential class-action lawsuit accusing the iGiant of knowingly selling MacBook Pro laptops with defective display cables.

In an order [PDF] signed last week in San Jose, California, federal district judge Edward Davila essentially said he believed the case, brought by Mahan Taleshpour and others, has legs. The claim is that Apple broke consumer-protection laws by deliberately concealing a design defect that caused the lower portion of screens on its 2016-era MacBook Pro devices to have alternating light and dark patches.

A photo in the complaint, which dates back to 2018, shows an ugly on-screen effect allegedly caused by an internal cable being too short. This cable thus rubs against a circuit board and wears away over time as the computer's lid is opened and closed, it is said. We're told this results in the backlight failing, leading to inconsistent brightness across the screen, which all makes it rather difficult to use.

Who, Me? A blast from the past, and possibly the future, as a Register reader regales us with a tale of carnets in the pre-Maastrict Treaty era. Welcome back to Who, Me?

Our reader, Regomised as "Ralph", was working for a company specialising in price-reporting and dissemination systems for exchanges ("Commodity, Stock, Metal, Financial, and the like," he explained.)

The company had scored the contract to install a system at the Bourse du Commerce in the Les Halles district of Paris. Ralph, and a van full of kit, had been dispatched to oversee the installation by a small team of engineers.