Pope apologises for Apple's MobileMe sins

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Thus it is recorded in the Book of The Times of Los Angeles: "And the Lord said: 'Let there be MobileMe. And there was not MobileMe. And the Lord looked down upon Apple's botched transition and saw that it was not good. And he then told Benny 16 to apologise...'"

Yeah verily, unbelievers look on in awe and wonder:

Yup, someone's either having a bit of fun down at the LA Times or their picture desk is having a bad hair day. Either way, it does give new credence to the cult of the Jesus phone. Amen. ®

Bootnote

The Lord's blessing on Gavin Baxter for the tip-off.