Street View vehicle kills Bambi

Cervine slaughter outrage rocks cyberspace


Those of you who are old enough to remember when it was all fields round here and have spent years searching for an answer to the Sex Pistols' perennial poser Who Killed Bambi? will be delighted to learn that the question has finally been answered.

Yes, folks, it was Google who killed Bambi, and here's the proof (click on the pics for a bigger version):

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