Paris jub-flash mugger busted

Cashpoint breast bandit makes final withdrawal


Police have busted the Paris jub-flash mugger who, along with an accomplice, earlier this month relieved a man of €300 after distracting him with her chesticles.

The pair targeted their victim at a cashpoint on 7 August. One of them exposed her chest and grabbed the poor chap's wedding tackle, while the other snatched the cash. They then made good their escape.

On 11 August the same ruse bagged the breasts bandits a further €500, but police responded in a flash and cuffed both, as well as a young male who'd assisted in the robbery.

Le Parisienne explains that the two shameless females are just 14 years old. They were hauled before a juvenile court before being released, while their 12-year-old fellow miscreant is in youth custody. ®

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