1: 51 Per Cent Of Internet Traffic Is Stealth Paedophile Music Filesharing
How's about that then, guys and gals?!?!
2: Another 43 Per Cent Is TORtastic Brummie Trojan Horse Black Ops!
Won't someone think of the children?!?!?!?!
3: 91 per cent of Whatsleft® is Bootlylicious Instagram Selfies!
Total arse for facial recognition algorithms. LOL!
[Isn't that "Belfies"? - Ed]
4: 34 Per Cent Of People Sometimes Communicate By Talking!
Target ads at that, muthafuckas!