Storage Gartner ranks upstart trio ahead of EMC, HP and IBM in battle for flash array dominance Analysts break down why some are ahead and some are behind 13 Sep 00:10 | 12
Comment Not pro Bono: Apple's audio junk mail made spammers' lives easier The U in U2 stands for Unwanted 13 Sep 00:37 | 43
Legal Super Cali goes ballistic, Uber Pool is bogus: Ride sharing biz is illegal in the state, says regulator Want to car pool commerically? Get a license 13 Sep 01:03 | 23
Legal Net neutrality fans' joy as '2.3 million email' flood hits US Congress FCC invites opinions in CSV format, after Slowdown day 'success' 13 Sep 01:32 | 18
Bootnotes Apple's Mr Havisham: Tim Cook says dead Steve Jobs' office has remained untouched 'I literally think about him every day' says biz baron's old friend 13 Sep 01:59 | 38
Page File Read The Gods of War for every tired cliche you never wanted to see in a sci fi book The equivalent of a late-90s Steven Seagal movie in a book 13 Sep 08:00 | 54
Weekend Big Data Starship Troopers beat Aliens, Robots AND Chuck Norris to WIN in a FIGHT Pirates, Ninjas, Klingons trounced 13 Sep 09:00 | 39
Something for the Weekend, Sir? The Apple Watch and CROTCH RUBBING. How are they related? Plus: 'NostrilTime' wristjob vid action 13 Sep 10:00 | 58
On-Prem Misery for Virgin Media mobe customers over mysterious 'EE data centre gaffe' Hurrah! New SIM card ... no signal. Oh 13 Sep 11:45 | 12
CoTW Stonehenge's HUMAN ABATTOIR was just a prehistoric Burning Man hippyfest site Or so you say, dear Register readers 13 Sep 13:09 | 24
Personal Tech Oh noes, fanbois! iPhone 6 Plus shipments 'DELAYED' in the UK Is EMBIGGENED Apple mobile REALLY that popular? 13 Sep 14:30 | 56
Science Let XKCD's Randall Munroe satisfy your curiosity in this excerpt from his book, What If Just how much force power could Yoda really exert? 13 Sep 15:00 | 21
Science The sound of silence: One excited atom is so quiet that the human ear cannot detect it Listen! Could this be a Quantum Communications Leap? 13 Sep 15:27 | 26
Personal Tech General Motors issues stop deliver for 2,800 corvettes over defects in 2015 model Faulty air bags and parking brake cables halt sales 13 Sep 16:12 | 20
Legal Drag queens: Oh, don't be so bitchy, Facebook! Let us use our stage names Handbags at dawn over free content ad network's ID policy 13 Sep 17:00 | 36
Vid DARPA-backed jetpack prototype built to make soldiers run faster 4 Minute Mile project hatched to speed up tired troops 13 Sep 17:30 | 41
Personal Tech Bloat-free, unlocked Moto X to be dubbed 'Pure Edition', says report Really? But what about that gently tweaked Android OS? 13 Sep 18:55 | 19
On-Prem Apple Pay is a tidy payday for Apple with 0.15% cut, sources say Cupertino slurps 15 cents from every $100 purchase 13 Sep 19:42 | 71