1: This Year, 69 Per Cent Of CES Attendees Protested Against Dull Speakers With Their Actual Eyelids
— Bat-Ami Gordin (@zongrik) January 7, 2015
2: 34 Per Cent Of Nordic Mafia Types Utterly Reject The Tellybox
Haters gonna hate!
3: Only 11 Per Cent Of CES Folk Use Public Transport
Cause no fuss, yeah!
4: Most People At The World's Biggest Consumer Electronics Show Agree That We're All Just Chasing Rainbows
Red and yellow and pink and green, orange and purple and blue ...
5: Humans Who Didn't Get A Ticket To CES Still Tuned In Because Technology
Watching the tellies on the telly is so futuristic, bro!
Don't miss the BBC's scintillating coverage of CES 2016, when it will go back to the future back future future back. Again. ®