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5 Times An 'Unhappy Person' Dared To Use The Word 'Boring' At CES 2015
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BUZZGASM!
1: This Year, 69 Per Cent Of CES Attendees Protested Against Dull Speakers With Their Actual Eyelids
at #CES #CES2015 when a poor moderator & a guest speaker are boring & don't get what the audience wants2hear you get pic.twitter.com/JqZPLydUWd
— Bat-Ami Gordin (@zongrik) January 7, 2015
Sleepy follow!
2: 34 Per Cent Of Nordic Mafia Types Utterly Reject The Tellybox
"Internet of Things" is boring, #CES2015. Give me something worthwhile. No, not bigger TV's. #CES
— The Swedish Gangster (@GangsterSwedish) January 5, 2015
Haters gonna hate!
3: Only 11 Per Cent Of CES Folk Use Public Transport
Idea for all people concerned with #CES news about autonomous cars of the future - JUST RIDE THE BUS. It's the same boring result. #Motorama
— Berry Lowman (@BerryLowman) January 8, 2015
Cause no fuss, yeah!
4: Most People At The World's Biggest Consumer Electronics Show Agree That We're All Just Chasing Rainbows
It's amazing how quick last year's revolutionary tech becomes commoditised, commonplace and a little bit boring #CES pic.twitter.com/jNyJc4SAjM
— Leo Kelion (@LeoKelion) January 7, 2015
Red and yellow and pink and green, orange and purple and blue ...
5: Humans Who Didn't Get A Ticket To CES Still Tuned In Because Technology
From what I've seen of #CES on telly, it all looks a bit boring. #techfatigue
— Eye Say (@eye_say) January 6, 2015
Watching the tellies on the telly is so futuristic, bro!
Next Time!
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