EMC pitches a total DATA LAKE immersion

Skinnydip in our limpid enterprise seas

Fancy monetising your Big Data assets? EMC is flagging up a Big Data event on 23 March dealing with "scaling Big Data across an enterprise", whatever that means.

If you attend you will “learn to work with Big Data, monetise your Big Data assets and see a fast and flexible Big Data solution”.

The invite video includes the logos of EMC Federation members EMC ², Pivotal, RSA, VCE and VMware, so we might assume products and/or services from all five are included.

There's a link to the actual event here.

So, me shipmates, prepare your snorkel and life buoy for total data lake immersion if you decide you want to attend EMC’s Big Data swimming lessons. ®