The chaps and chapettes at El Reg merchandising tentacle Cash'n'Carrion have been strapping a few ideas to the apparel ducking stool to see if they float, and have just sent over a couple of pics of a proposed Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator (LOHAN) T-shirt in a retro comic book stylee.
It's pretty fetching, we reckon, featuring as it does our magnificent Vulture 2 spaceplane, and you can judge for yourselves from a bigger version of the artwork right here.
Having acquired a sample of this transfer-printed tee, operatives from our virtual emporium hit the streets with Vulture Central geezer Chris to grab this snap of him in "giving the Federal Aviation Administration the evil eye" mode:
Let us know what you think. Cash'n'Carrion is always looking to extend its range of kit in response to reader demands, and welcomes your feedback/suggestions.
It recently released a "waiting for the FAA" collector mug, seen here providing liquid refreshment receptacle support to LOHAN lenswoman Fenke Fros:
Other LOHAN merchandising ideas currently doing the rounds include an "I Applied To The FAA To Launch A Perfectly Straightforward Spaceplane Mission And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt", er, T-shirt. We'll keep you posted. ®