Software Google, Oracle's endless Java copyright battle extended to ... 2016 Judge just doesn't have the time to hear their bickering 31 Jul 00:58 | 14
Security World's worst exploit kit now targeting point-of-sale systems Eyes PoS vendors, web terminals. 31 Jul 01:06 | 8
Security Unlock and start General Motors cars with a $100 box of tricks – hacker Flap over crap OnStar app yak, all will be revealed at DEF CON yap 31 Jul 01:28 | 25
On-Prem Google sneaks out new clip-on tech goggles for saddo Glassholes Smartglasses in possibly useful situation shocker 31 Jul 01:56 | 21
SaaS Kim Dotcom to create Wikimedia-style open source Mega 3.0 If at first you aren't jailed for piracy, try, try again, this time funded by donations 31 Jul 02:31 | 13
Networks Sri Lanka braves monsoon with Loon broadband balloons Google scores whole-of-country deal for internet-over-windbags 31 Jul 02:58 | 4
Virtualization Windows 10 clients come to Microsoft Virtual Machine Manager Update rollups needn't spoil your Sysadmin Day unless you're hot for Windows 10 VDI 31 Jul 04:58 |
Bootnotes Buffoon in 999 call: 'Cat ate my bacon and I want to press charges' West Yorkshire Police reveal their worst summer nuisance calls 31 Jul 05:56 | 99
Science Comet 67/P CAKED in LIFE-GIVING RUBBLE, say astroboffins Science papers from Philae lander's brief burst of work appear for first time 31 Jul 06:27 | 14
Channel HP insists 'we don't have a global dress code' – while deleting one from its website Head of HR films video response for El Reg 31 Jul 07:02 | 61
Security Flash deserves to live, says Cisco security man Adobe's scars make it ugly but tough. So tough it's being attacked more than ever 31 Jul 07:28 | 28
Legal Americans care more about EU data protection laws than the French Fewer than 10 downloads for draft comparison app in France 31 Jul 08:01 | 9
Legal Open source Copyright Hub unveiled with '90+ projects' in the pipeline An internet that didn't rip you off? Who'd want a thing like that? 31 Jul 08:27 | 10
Breaking Fad Think beyond the Beeb: Gov consultation is crucial for free telly Channelling some answers for Auntie 31 Jul 09:04 | 77
On-Prem Missing in action: The OpenStackers lost from Gartner's quadrant I see no ships ... or boxen, come to that 31 Jul 09:33 | 12
Networks Lying to customers, Unicom? Cough up £200k, do not pass Go Firm has to smarten up its act if it wants to avoid another Ofcom thrashing 31 Jul 10:03 | 5
Personal Tech UK's first 'DIY DAB' multiplex goes live in Brighton Raspberry-powered stack thumbs nose at costly broadcast convention 31 Jul 10:33 | 40
Legal Google to French data cops: Dot-com RTBF? Baiser ma DERRIERE Maybe shouldn't have relied on Google Translate to check that one 31 Jul 11:04 | 38
Channel Daisy completes Phoenix IT gobble Outfit marches on with £1bn revenue mid-market domination plan 31 Jul 11:21 | 3
Episode 9 BOFH: My diary is MINE and mine alone, you petty HR gimps Read carefully before bursting in here like that 31 Jul 11:38 | 54
Software Microsoft's Windows 10 Torrent-U-Like updates GULP DOWN your precious bandwidth Who needs cloud when users can host downloads for you? 31 Jul 11:55 | 78
Security US spied on Japanese PM Abe, Mitsubishi, and so much more WikiLeaks exposes blanket snooping on Asian powerhouse 31 Jul 12:08 | 23
Review Crazy Canucks heat their lab with muahaha-capable server Supermicro 2028GR-TRT quad GPU box 31 Jul 12:23 | 36
Legal German spooks want to charge journalists with TREASON for publishing spy plans Looking at you, Beckedahl and Meister 31 Jul 12:42 | 26
On-Prem Uber unleashes $1bn war chest to crack Indian market Fiendish domination plans follow a billion big ones thrown at China 31 Jul 12:54 | 5
Security PagerDuty hacked ... and finally comes clean 21 days later. Cheers Have a great SysAdmin Day everyone 31 Jul 13:25 | 2
Personal Tech Magnet-wobble wireless charging system dishes out a respectable 10 kW Ideal for heavy plant, but could be overkill for mobes 31 Jul 13:54 | 26
Pics El Reg touches down at the ESA's Spanish outpost, sniffs around Lab coats on, pipes at the ready for European Space Astronomy Centre tour 31 Jul 14:26 | 21
Science ATTACK of the ZOMBIE SATELLITE: Run radio hams, run! Knocked down, now up again, you just can't keep it down 31 Jul 14:54 | 45
Feature Interested in building 'community' Mr Corporation? Please swipe here Having a foundation doesn’t necessarily mean a great deal 31 Jul 15:26 | 1
Opinion How much of one year's Californian energy use would wipe out the drought? What causes drought? Laziness 31 Jul 15:56 | 111
Software Don't want Windows 10 FILTH on the company network? Step this way Master your domain – and kill it at source 31 Jul 16:28 | 70
Channel Blue Coat acquires the cloud-crypto monkeys at Perspecsys Application of Cloud Access Security Broker features paramount, apparently 31 Jul 17:01 |
Comment Windows 10 marks the end of 'pay once, use forever' software Welcome to Microsoft's pay-pay-pay plan 31 Jul 17:21 | 180
Channel Oh Jeez, not now! Activist investor threatens Violin Memory Nice board you got there, Mr DeNuccio. Be a shame if something happened to it 31 Jul 17:38 | 6
Analysis Petrol cars are dead in the water, says Tesla CTO waving numbers on the back of an envelope Battery prices will fall says battery-car maker 31 Jul 18:09 | 126
Personal Tech Sick burn, LOSER! Nvidia recalls Shield gaming slabs over BLAZE RISK Don’t keep taking the tablets, chip biz warns 31 Jul 18:55 | 5
Comment No, Microsoft: Your one-billion Windows 10 goal is just sad ... really sad A victory worthy of a eulogy 31 Jul 19:18 | 85
Security Bitdefender feeling a bit tender: Hackers enter anti-distemper vendor Someone gulped unencrypted login info from security biz 31 Jul 19:34 | 8
Legal James Woods demands $10m from Twitter troll for 'coke addict' claim Yes, making crap up on the internet has consequences 31 Jul 20:24 | 49
Networks $100m fine? How about, er, $16k? AT&T teabags FCC with its giant balls When 'unlimited' refers to a company's efforts to avoid liability 31 Jul 21:18 | 39
Storage It's Friday! Had a good week? It was probably better than Seagate's Desktop drives, down. Notebook drives, down. Martinis to take away the pain, down 31 Jul 21:50 | 3
Security Wait, STOP: Are you installing Windows 10 or RANSOMWARE? This one will be an 'absolute bastard,' say security bods 31 Jul 22:09 | 46
On-Prem Uber holds out hand, hails another $1bn – mostly from Microsoft 'Strategic' funding round said to be about 'partnerships' 31 Jul 22:41 | 20