We here at the Reg, as all our readers know, subscribe completely to the idea that people need a continual stream of iPhone related news-style content.
We were especially impressed by the idea that the new iPhone 6S and 6S Plus might be "secretly waterproof". Some curmudgeons might suggest that this is merely a standard feature found on all phones which are not sold as being waterproof: that is, some waterproofing is done in order to reduce the rate at which phones are returned, but this is not mentioned in public as doing so is likely to cause returns to rise.
But not us - we think the idea of secret features is brilliant. And, after all, there's precedent for it. There was that phone years ago that had a hidden GPS in it, for instance.
So here are some secret features we think could be lurking in the iPhone 6Ss, and we intend to verify their likelihood by means of AI neural-networking analytics as usual. We much appreciate your help with this.
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