US gourmets sizzle in bacon-scented underwear

'Lovers of naughty bits and breakfast rejoice'

It may be a couple of rashers too far, but we feel obliged to alert readers to the immediate availability bacon-scented undies, courtesy of purveyors of all things pork J&D's Foods.

The bacon-scented underwear

The $19.99 hand-crafted his'n'hers smalls feature "state of the art moisture-wicking, scent-emission technology stolen from NASA". Accordingly, they "should continue to smell like bacon for up to 6 months or even a year", the manufacturers claim.

J&D’s Foods warns the underwear is not recommended for postmen, zookeepers, veterinarians or dog catchers, and advises those wearing its meaty apparel while hiking in known bear territory to carry a firearm. ®

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