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London cops hunt chimpanzee in top hat

Last seen in the company of a sloth and a giraffe

London's finest have issued an appeal for help in tracing a chimpanzee in a top hat, which was last seen in the company of a menagerie including a sloth, a giraffe, a penguin and a couple of lions.

According to the Met, the sinister creature was one 18 stuffed animals lifted from a warehouse in Wandsworth last Tuesday in a professional operation. The total value of the stolen goods is £100k, according to cops.

Met photo of the stolen stuffed animals

Detective Constable Edward Bird (yes, really) said: "This was not a random crime, the burglars had came prepared and well equipped. This was a criminal enterprise and these thieves need to be stopped before they commit further crimes.

"The items they stole are of high value and are very distinctive. I am appealing for anyone with information to contact police, in particular I would ask anyone who deals in such animals to be on the look-out and contact police immediately if you are offered any of the stolen items."

To describe the stolen chimp as "very distinctive" is a bit of an understatement, so if you are offered a snarling simian off the back of lorry call police on 101, quoting reference 304644/16. Alternatively, contact Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111. ®


In light of this shocking bit of taxidermy-lifting, we've increased security at Vulture Central to protect Reg the Vulture, seen here guarding our boxed Vulture 2 spaceplane prior to shipping to the US of A:

Reg the vulture guards the aircraft

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