Web pages a little too style over substance? Behold the Windows 98 CSS file
Buttons hewn from battleship-grey stone the way they should be, right?
From the department of Just Because You Could Doesn't Mean You Should comes the arrival of a CSS library to transport your HTML pages back to the world of Windows 98.
While retro websites are all well and good, replete with banners and whiffy HTML, software engineer Jordan Scales found himself with a bit of time on his hands and did the logical thing: recreate a bunch of Windows 98 controls in CSS form.
Naturally, everything is the appropriate shade of battleship grey with a 3D effect bound to bring a tinge of nostalgia for those tired of the Microsoft's recent obsession with making things flat or shoving the Fluent Design stick where it probably doesn't belong.
Other attempts to catapult users back to the halcyon days of Windows 98 have been attempted before, but have often required more than just CSS.
Harsh, but fair.
Lord please forgive me for what I'm about to do pic.twitter.com/ag4KWkX6PT— Jordan Scales (@jdan) April 20, 2020
We spent possibly a little more time than we should having fun making HTML pages suddenly resemble the world of more than 20 years ago before talking to Scales and asking, well, why?
"Part nostalgia and part frustration with modern design," he replied, "I grew up with Windows 98, and when I see those chiselled buttons (and click them) my heart races – it's just so wonderful."
Scales had kicked off a project to recreate Windows 98-style buttons a couple of years ago but, finding himself with a little more free time on his hands in recent weeks, the New Jersey resident decided to breathe new life into the design paradigms of Windows 98. A frustration with some of the excesses of modern design also helped, as he explained:
Buttons just don't look like buttons anymore, it's so sad. Like I watch my mom on her iPhone not knowing to tap things because they just look like text. But Windows 98? It's a goddamn piece of elevated stone staring at you. It's wonderful.
Yes, Jordan, it is.
Scales is pondering recreating Tab views and NavMenus next after taking a well-earned rest and fixing some bugs.
The code is available on GitHub and Scales is keen to see the odd pull request or two. Sadly, this hack's CSS skills stop at swearing loudly at a web page when an entire section of text is mysteriously thrown off the screen after an innocuous setting is changed elsewhere.
But if there is a particular bit of Windows 98 UI design that needs to come back in 2020, then the repo awaits your contribution. ®