Poll Consumer tech outlet The Verge today reports that Facebook may soon reveal a new name.
Apparently Zuck wants to create an umbrella brand – a bit like Google did when it created Alphabet as its parent company. The Social Network™ is also keen to reflect its shift to "the metaverse", as signalled by its plan to hire 10,000 new workers to build some version of shared virtual reality.
Facebook has clammed up about its plans.
Which is where you, dear reader, come in.
We've come up with a few options for a new Facebook name in the poll below, all with what our hacks believe is a suitable air of evil.
If you've a better idea – perhaps something with an "All Your Face Are Belong To Us" vibe – leave a comment.
We'll round up your best suggestions to give Zuck a hand as he enters final deliberations about any change. ®