Your security failure was so bad we have to close the company … NOT!

There are pranks, and savage pranks, and this prank when the CTO and HR ganged up on a very stressed techie

Who, Me? Welcome once again, gentle reader, to the safe space we call Who, Me? in which Reg readers can confess to the naughty or not-quite-competent things they did at work, knowing they will not be judged.

Or will they?

This week meet a man we'll Regomize as "Thaddeus". Thaddeus was the chief technical officer of an organization a decade or so back – a position of some authority, with employees who looked up to him with trusting eyes.

Reporting to Thaddeus was a head of operations, who we'll Regomize as "Max".

As was appropriate, Max had access to all of the firm's computers and systems. Also, Max's younger brother was living with him at the time, which Thaddeus knew about. All of this background is important, trust me.

One morning, Max called in to work to say he would be late. It seemed that his brother had enrolled in an online course about "ethical hacking" and some of his activities connected to the course had attracted the attention of the constabulary.

The result was the cyber crime squad arrived and, with sirens blaring and battering rams held high, raided Max's home, literally breaking down the door, shouting "POLICE POLICE" and confiscating every bit of computer equipment in the house.

You have to wonder what they thought he'd done. Thaddeus, tragically, provided no detail about the alleged hacking.

Max therefore told Thaddeus that he would be late, and also that one of the computers confiscated was a laptop that belonged to the company – an innocent bystander caught up in the maelstrom.

Thaddeus was understanding, and set off to explain the situation to management.

At which point an imp whispered mischief into his ear. He went to see the HR manager, "Susan", and asked her to play along with him.

When Max arrived, Susan called him into her office, where Thaddeus was waiting.

"Max," he deadpanned, "our legal department has had a request from the police to provide them with all computers and systems to which you have access. Essentially this means we have to turn over our entire production system, so the firm is going to have to fold …"

Max, in Thaddeus's words, "went dead white and collapsed in a chair." Like he hadn't already had a rough day.

Thankfully Susan didn't quite have Thaddeus's composure and cracked up laughing, at which point Max realized a joke was afoot. He fixed Thaddeus with a look and muttered "I will get you back."

And fair enough too. We get lots of stories about employees pranking bosses here at the Who, Me? desk, but a boss pranking an underling? Are there no rules?

As a postscript, Thaddeus says the police eventually realized that Max's brother wasn't actually up to any ill, and returned all the computer equipment. They even fixed the door and apologized.

Max, however, is yet to get his revenge on Thaddeus.

So "Max" if you're out there and this story sounds familiar, here's your reminder. Thaddeus has it coming.

If you've ever got away with something at work that maybe you ought not to have got away with, tell us about it in an email to Who, Me? and we'll ease the burden of your conscience.

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