9th February 2013 Archive • The Register

Scre-EE-m if you wanna go faster: BT's mobile network reigns supreme in UK-wide speed and latency tests

Meet the ‘DPU’ – accelerated network cards designed to go where CPUs and GPUs can’t be bothered

Join us in the cloud, breathes Microsoft as it gifts Azure SQL Managed Instance customers a surprise horsepower boost

Won't duke, duke, duke the URLs: AWS backtracks on plans to block old-style S3 paths

HubSpot must prove core sales features to be taken seriously in enterprise CRM market

Epic, Spotify, ProtonMail and pals rise up as one against Apple's 30% cut, call for end to Cupertino-style markets

Microsoft sprinkles a little Skype Meet Now integration on Windows 10 for Insiders

NHS COVID-19 launch: Risk-scoring algorithm criticised, the downloads, plus public told to 'upgrade their phones'

Want to stop cybercrimes tearing through your network? First check your privileges

You know that Microsoft ZeroLogon bug you've been dragging your feet on? It's getting pwned in the wild now

We need to talk about criminal hackers using Cobalt Strike, says Cisco Talos

Wondering how to tell the world you've been hacked? Here's a handy guide from infosec academics

Microservices guru says think serverless, not Kubernetes: You don't want to manage 'a towering edifice of stuff'

Imagine working for GitHub and writing a command-line interface for the platform, then GitHub makes an 'official' one

Anglian Water fishes for on-trend laundry list – including low-code work – in £24m trawl

You can add comms API merchant Twilio to the list of tech firms that have seen biz booming thanks to lockdown

'Robbery, economic plunder, victim of larcenous cronyism and a heist'

WeWork Won’tWork in China, at least not as majority owner

Azure DevOps Services reminds users that, yes, it really is time to pull the plug on Internet Explorer 11

Remember Entatech? UK liquidators are still trying to seize founder Jason Tsai's assets

Help! My printer won't print no matter how much I shout at it!

Hootsuite melts ICE deal after staff revolt: CEO vows not to divide biz like agents divided families at the US border

Facebook is the internet's cigarette: Addictive and laced with nasty stuff – 'shocking images, graphic videos, headlines that incite outrage'

Now Nvidia's monster GeForce RTX 3090 cards snaffled up by bots, scalpers – if only there had been a warning

Geek's Guide

NASA's hefty Martian rover will use an AI brain on a robot arm to map out signs of ancient life on Red Planet

Moonshot: Making spaceships with Microsoft's refreshed HoloLens 2 nerd goggles

And now for something completely different: Ultraviolet aurora spotted around comet for first time

To bring data down from the heavens, come to GSaaS, says Microsoft as it launches Azure Orbital

All those ‘teleworking is the new normal’ predictions? Not so much, say bosses

It's powered by a mega-corp AI, it has a Liquid Mode, but it's not a T-1000. It's Adobe's PDF auto-reflow for mobile

Braking point: Tesla has had quite enough of Trump's 'unlawful' tariffs on Chinese-made parts, sues Uncle Sam

China sets out world domination plan for its digital currency

Verity Stob

Onwards! To the airport and adventure! And this rather lachrymose Linux screen

Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of 'Advanced Night Repair' skin cream helping NASA to commercialise space

Behold the Bloo Screen of Death: Bathroom borkage stops spray play

As we stand on the precipice of science fiction into science fact, people say: Hell yeah, I want to augment my eyesight!

9th > February > 2013 Archive

Eric Schmidt to unload 42% of his Google stake

Shares worth approximately $2.5 – c'mon, say it with us – BEEELLION

09 Feb 00:36 | 13

Curiosity photographs mysterious metal object on Martian rock

Shiny 'flower' sets Mars-watchers aflutter

09 Feb 01:23 | 155

Big Windows updates may ship this summer – and every summer

Microsoft's 'Blue' could do away with major releases

09 Feb 02:11 | 93

Ethernet at 40: Its daddy reveals its turbulent youth

FeatureBob Metcalfe: How Token Ring and 'IBM's arrogance' nearly sank Big Blue

09 Feb 02:25 | 98

Microsoft needs to keep visible under waves of Blue

AnalysisNew codename, new everything, and not just Windows....

09 Feb 10:40 | 90

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