7th March 2013 Archive • The Register

7th > March > 2013 Archive

SGI gooses InfiniteStorage arrays with new NetApp controllers

More oomph in the brains means less disk needed in the box

07 Mar 00:43 | 4

News Corp challenges iPad with $299 education tablet

Failed at fondleslab content, so try for the kids

07 Mar 00:48 | 26

Next Windows 8 version can ditch bits of Metro

Keep calm, Metro-haters, it's the embedded version and it's not a backdown

07 Mar 00:51 | 60

Storage upstart tells El Reg: Our software's NOT a VSA

It's an accelerator. So there

07 Mar 02:04 | 1

Facebook rides Unicorn to graph search nirvana

Data-guzzling index tech unfazed by billions of likes

07 Mar 02:16 | 2

Carl Icahn may be planning to block Dell buyout

Has gobbled up 100 million shares in two weeks

07 Mar 03:14 | 8

Oz Senator says Google Glass could 'end privacy as we know it'

Right-winger also once said gay marriage could lead to bestiality

07 Mar 04:03 | 49

Gone in 30 minutes: Chinese tweets purged by army of censors

New report claims thousands of censors could be working for Sina Weibo

07 Mar 04:52 | 19

Japanese password protector floods screen with hoax cursors

Password peepers foiled by camouflaged cursor

07 Mar 05:05 | 34

New UK.gov cyber-security standard puts MANAGERS in firing line

Gov seeks views on private sector rules

07 Mar 06:02 | 13

'Quantum fridge' gets close to absolute zero

But will it cool a beer?

07 Mar 06:30 | 39

The supercomputers LIED: UK rainfall is rising, but won't drown our phones

Ofcom counts jam jars above ITU's models

07 Mar 07:02 | 33

Malware-flingers can pwn your mobile with over-the-air updates

German Fed-sponsored boffins: They have ways of hearing you talk

07 Mar 08:03 | 14

Android 'splits' into the Good and the lovechild of Bad and Ugly

Top-end kit world away from crippled cheap cousins, warns analyst

07 Mar 08:29 | 76

Flash, bang, wallop: LSI stumbles in quest for PCIe card crown

Lost its EMC contract? Bah, only a flesh wound

Brit firm flogs bit-crushing app so you can throttle your OWN data

User-side compression settings let you comb through stats too

07 Mar 09:32 | 1

Dixons Retail flogs Equanet to serial swallower Kelway

IT supplier downs mid-market & public sector firm after one-year fast

07 Mar 10:09 | 8

Biz data botherer CommVault hangs on to virtual crown

Simpana product top of the virty server backup pops

07 Mar 10:36 | 3

BT to slap overalls on 1,000 new bods in fibre broadband boost

Here's your badge, screwdriver and hard hat - now get on with it

07 Mar 11:04 | 49

Reg readers brew up the ultimate cuppa

The people's vote takes us one step closer to tea nirvana

07 Mar 11:19 | 111

Samsung grabs Sharp shard, brings pain to Apple supply chain

Hey Cupertino... gonna miss your screen time?

07 Mar 11:37 | 40

Antique Code Show

SimCity 3000

The massive first-person 3D city sim that never was

07 Mar 12:00 | 35

BRITAIN MUST DECLARE WAR on Cervinaean menace

Doe! Citizenry urged to eat corpses of enemy

07 Mar 12:27 | 125

LinkedIn password hack sueball kicked to the kerb by judge

Leaked hashes not an automatic threat of identity theft

07 Mar 12:38 | 4

USA is the best country in the WORLD... for sending spam

Floats to top of Dirty Dozen - the junkmail conduit sh*t list

07 Mar 13:04 | 14

Throttled customers rage over Virgin Mobile UK's tight cap

EE wasn't supposed to choke them

07 Mar 13:18 | 49

DWP denies major IT problems with One Dole To Rule Them All system

'Contractors in place, project on schedule', minister thunders

07 Mar 13:37 | 33

'Mainframe blowout' knackered millions of RBS, NatWest accounts

Bankers blame hardware fault, sources point to IBM big iron

07 Mar 14:08 | 114

Mmmm, TOE jam: Trev shoves Intel's NICs in his bonkers test lab

If you want to impress me, make kit that 'just works'

07 Mar 14:27 | 19

No M&S vouchers for CSC staff as awards scrapped to save costs

'No financial comp, mention in employee e-card is best can do'

07 Mar 15:04 | 14

Bacon sarnies can kill: Official

Doomwatching boffins issue deadly processed meat alert

07 Mar 15:24 | 148

Holy crap! EMC gives Vatican Library 2.8PB to store manuscripts

NOT on the cloud, we note....

07 Mar 16:04 | 37

Viv Reding attacks 'scaremongers' opposing her draft Data Protection bill

Growls at lobbyists for attempts to pour water on directive

07 Mar 16:29 | 10

TalkTalk Biz cosies up to channel

We use direct sales to keep 'em honest, says MD

07 Mar 17:06 | 1

Virgin Media keeps mum as punters fume at crippled web access

Coders->struggle_to_access = StackOverflow.com;

07 Mar 17:07 | 39

You searched for 'japan tsunami' - well, there's one behind you

Google extends emergency alerts - no sign of Godzilla warnings

07 Mar 18:03 | 6

LIVE BLOG: Facebook News Feed revamp press conference

Catching eyeballs in the future

07 Mar 18:27 | 17

Heavenly networker Pertino pockets $20m to take on Cisco Meraki

Cloud Network Engine powers up for epic battle

07 Mar 19:08 | 4

Intel, Apple forging chip-baking deal?

Will Intel eat ARM crow? Will Apple wound Samsung? Stay tuned...

07 Mar 20:36 | 26

Mark Shuttleworth: Canonical leads Ubuntu, not 'your whims'

'I have no interest in being 1337'

07 Mar 20:38 | 97

Cisco slashes mobile data growth rate forecast for Oz

Carriers will still need mobile-to-WiFi offload to cope

07 Mar 21:05 | 1

Red Hat tempts devs with OpenShift Origin upgrades

Moves all pull requests to GitHub for community equality

07 Mar 21:25 | 1

Amazon yanks SimCity download from store

EA server woes lead to well over 800 one-star reviews – so far

07 Mar 23:28 | 170

BUPA glitch sees credit cards charged multiple times

Health fund's SNAFU not so good for members' financial health