Channel
Oracle takes an arrow to the EPS: It's that darned strong dollar... again
Q3 '14 fails to impress Wall St
19 Mar 2014 | 5
19th > March > 2014 Archive
On-Prem
Haunted Empire calls Apple 'a cult built around a dead man.' Tim Cook calls it 'nonsense'
His opinion is unsurprising; the fact that he offered it publicly is
19 Mar 2014 | 50
Personal Tech
Apple patent will see Siri remind you to keep taking your meds
Patent suggests plan to put sensors in every room of the house
19 Mar 2014 | 19
Video
NASA: Earth JUST dodged comms-killing SOLAR BLAST in 2012
The Doomsday scenario we should have been worrying about
19 Mar 2014 | 83
Personal Tech
WebEx gets shiny Chromebook look
Cisco targets growing platform in otherwise-limp laptop market
19 Mar 2014 | 4
Science
'Software amplifier' boosts quantum signals
Preserving entanglement for better comms
19 Mar 2014 | 6
Security
Facebook security chief: We're not encrypting everything between our data centers just yet
Sullivan on HTTPS, NSA and paranoia
19 Mar 2014 | 7
Science
Surf's up near Saturn as boffins spot waves on Titan
Drop in on the the Malibu of Methane
19 Mar 2014 | 18
Pics
Virtual reality? Two can play THAT GAME, says Sony: New headset revealed for the PS4
Project Morpheus to take on Oculus Rift ... eventually
19 Mar 2014 | 45
HPC
SPEC puts forward benchmark for accelerated supers
ACCEL covers OpenCL, OpenACC environments
19 Mar 2014 |
Security
'Zotob' hacker 'Diabl0' arrested in Bangkok after three-year hunt
Farid Essebar suspected of causing $4 BEELLION damage to Swiss banks
19 Mar 2014 | 9
Software
Eight hour cleansing to get all the 'faggots' and 'bitches' OUT of Github
No more hateful words, pledges egg-gobbling veggie crusader
19 Mar 2014 | 100
Personal Tech
USB cuts the cord, again, with WiGig-derived wireless spec
'MA-USB' will allow kit to chat over USB at up to 10 Gbps
19 Mar 2014 | 9
Channel
A server bonanza is for Christmas, not for life: Xmas boost hides slump
System suppliers slash prices in EMEA to avoid a year-on-year shipment wipeout
19 Mar 2014 |
Science
Help a hack: What's in your ultimate Windows XP migration toolkit?
El Reg is going walkabout to stave off deep desert XP-ocalypse, needs your help
19 Mar 2014 | 109
Storage
SolidFire brings out new Carbon, says it'll make data centres more like clouds
In a good way, of course
19 Mar 2014 | 3
Legal
What have Cherie Blair, Jonathan Porritt and El Reg's mobile desk got in common?
Our Vulture mingles it up with the mildly famous
19 Mar 2014 | 6
On-Prem
Our Moderately Sized Data analytics engine pooh-poohs Acer '30 second support' claims
Time slows down in UK call centre: warp anomaly, maybe?
19 Mar 2014 | 7
Event
Nokia tries to lure Android porters with free Nokia X mobes
In London? Fancy a free beer?
19 Mar 2014 | 22
Legal
Blighty goes retro with 12-sided pound coin
New coin recalls golden age of polygonal currency
19 Mar 2014 | 159
Antique Code Show
Xenon: Bitmap Brothers' (mega)blast from the past
Classic Amiga and ST scroll-play gaming
19 Mar 2014 | 79
SaaS
Cloudera bags $160m from Google Ventures and Mike Dell
Top investors pile in to big data funding round
19 Mar 2014 | 1
Science
LOHAN bloodhound unleashes solar-powered minitracker
Anthony Stirk's sleek black model boasts the power of THOR
19 Mar 2014 | 27
Legal
MPs urge UK.gov to use 1950s obscenity law to stifle online stiffies
'Would you wish your wife or servants to view this website?'
19 Mar 2014 | 120
+Comment
So. Farewell then Steelie Neelie: You were WORSE than USELESS
Digital Agenda Commish - do we really need one?
19 Mar 2014 | 17
Security
NSA spies recorded an entire COUNTRY'S phone calls for a MONTH: Report
Targeted surveillance? Pull the other one
19 Mar 2014 | 84
Comment
So, Mystic Joe Tucci: Is a hyper-converged tool in EMC's future?
Rumours of appliance still EMC/VMware unconfirmed
19 Mar 2014 | 2
Podcast
Speaking in Tech: Finally a PROPER use for drones: TOILET PAPERING your house
Plus: 'I just want ONE remote for TV. Please!'
19 Mar 2014 |
Personal Tech
Ex-Xbox gros fromage joins wireless speaker whizzkids Sonos
Could this herald the creation of a SeXbox?
19 Mar 2014 | 12
Channel
Plusnet wants resellers' SME customers and is willing to pay
Shhhhhhhhh, just don't mention the outage or security issue
19 Mar 2014 | 4
Budget Day 2014
Osbo's booze, bingo, biz and big data Budget
Announces Alan Turing Institute in another tech-lite economy statement
19 Mar 2014 | 31
Legal
Star Wars movie to start shooting in UK this summer
'Familiar faces'? PLEASE... NOT Jar Jar Binks
19 Mar 2014 | 74
Security
Kent Police fined £100k for leaving interview vids of informants in old cop shop
Crimewatch Uncut screenings binned after cockup discovered
19 Mar 2014 | 36
Legal
Gmail data-mining lawsuits fail to get class action status
Claims from schools, biz, individuals can't be borged – judge
19 Mar 2014 | 20
Channel
Dragon's Den star's cloudy biz still losing MEEELLLLLIONS
Sales and recurring revenues up at Outsourcery - but it still can't break even
19 Mar 2014 | 11
Channel
Ex-Autonomy boss Mike Lynch goes nuclear: Claims HP 'misleads' its own shareholders
Fires off attack just hours before stockholder meeting
19 Mar 2014 | 32
Security
RIP Full Disclosure: Security world reacts to key mailing list's death
'I realised that I'm done' sighs co-admin of vulnerability clearing house
19 Mar 2014 | 25
Personal Tech
Virtual-reality Dev Kit 2 game goggles by Oculus – now with less vomit!
New 1080p techno-specs for programers sorts out motion-sickness bugs
19 Mar 2014 | 20
Updated
It's not you, it's EE: UK mobile network goes titsup, blames gremlins
Everything Everywhere ... NOT
19 Mar 2014 | 45
Legal
Australia's 'repeal day' de-regulated SPOOKS
Governments ignored the watchdog anyway, now it seems we don't need one
19 Mar 2014 | 4
Pics
ROBO-SNOWDEN: Iraq, the internet – two places the US govt invaded that weren't a threat
Fugitive leaker hailed by Berners-Lee at McScience gig
19 Mar 2014 | 50
Legal
CSIRO breaks Australia into 90m x 90m grid to map soil carbon
Baseline data finds 25 gigatonnes of carbon in the loam
19 Mar 2014 | 4
Legal
Turnbull to add speed test app to MyBroadband web site
Crowdsourcing to improve data offered by government
19 Mar 2014 | 5
Legal
We're being royalty screwed! Pandora blames price rise on musos wanting money
Tchah, the cheek of them, writing songs, expecting cash
19 Mar 2014 | 11
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