Channel Apple, Google, Intel, Adobe, settle employee-fiddling class action suit Secret no-hire pact naughtiness could give 64,600 employees a hefty payday 25 Apr 00:30 | 15
Personal Tech Lost artworks by Andy Warhol found on 80s-era FLOPPY DISKS Yes, the pop-art king used an AMIGA 25 Apr 01:12 | 58
Science All men are part of a PURE GENETIC ELITE, says geno-science bloke Something to be smug about over the weekend, guys 25 Apr 05:01 | 109
Bootnotes Teen student texter busts 20-second tongue-twisty SMS barrier Amrcn usd whirly wrd tek 25 Apr 07:02 | 21
Channel Microsoft's 'evil open source' man on life as HP's top cloud-wrangler Sweating the assets and building up OpenStack 25 Apr 07:28 | 5
Pics + vids LOHAN spaceplane's budget minicam punches well above its weight Pleasant imaging surprise from 'Punch' test flight 25 Apr 07:56 | 25
Channel Watch out! KILLER HP firmware update bricks ProLiant server mobos If you're using a Broadcom NIC, you need to read this 25 Apr 08:26 | 27
Personal Tech It woz the Reg wot won it: UK mobe network EE fixes voicemail hack flaw Anti-terror police can sleep safely now, thanks to us 25 Apr 08:57 | 19
On-Prem Tales from the Internet World Cup: ICANN tell nothing will change Brazilian striker aside... it's all very model UN 25 Apr 09:27 | 3
Legal Beijing's anti-smut crackdown catches 'Chinese Twitter' Weibo red-handed China's largest microblog service has two licenses revoked 25 Apr 09:59 | 5
Networks So far, so SOPA: Web campaigners to protest world's biggest ever free trade deal Worries over increased censorship despite stalled talks 25 Apr 10:28 | 19
Channel Order delays hit Avnet Tech Solutions' results, profits slide Organic growth stalls but execs remain shiny happy people 25 Apr 11:06 | 1
Networks Spy back doors? That would be suicide, says Huawei 'Impeccable track record' clearly means we're not a spy conduit, says mouthpiece 25 Apr 11:21 | 49
Science El Reg posse prepares for quid-a-day nosh challenge Battling malaria with rice, chickpeas and TWO RASHERS OF BACON 25 Apr 11:40 | 39
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Brain surgery? Would sir care for a CHOC-ICE with that? Education is nothing to be scared of, as Adam Ant (almost) said 25 Apr 11:55 | 61
Security UK bank heist-by-KVM gang sent down for 24 years after nicking £1.2m Canny crooks lived high life with flash watches and Macs, say cops 25 Apr 12:28 | 32
Comment Google+ maker Vic Gundotra: My work on this 'NETWORK THINGY' is DONE Job done, log off, time to head into the California sunset 25 Apr 13:01 | 16
On-Prem Tim Cook: Apple's 'closer than it's ever been' to releasing new product range Erm, really Tim? What about the last time you released a new iThing? 25 Apr 13:29 | 100
Storage Have you heard the one about Goldilocks and the Micron hardwares? New data-centre-friendly flash drive is not too fast, not too expensive, not too slow 25 Apr 13:58 | 2
On-Prem JavaScript guru slots into Mozilla CTO seat left empty by anti-gay marriage ex-boss document.write("Say hello to Andreas Gal"); 25 Apr 14:29 | 17
Channel Microsoft: The MORE Surfaces it sells, the MORE money it loses Win 8 slab sales eat their own revenues 25 Apr 15:02 | 79
Security Innocent surfers drafted into ZOMBIE ARMY by sneaky XSS vuln Javascript snafu turned 22,000 bods into unwitting DDoSers 25 Apr 15:34 | 4
Channel Awkward? Elop now answers to ex-junior Nadella as Microsoft closes Nokia buyout Who are you, you wet-behind-the-ears little scamp? 25 Apr 15:56 | 31
Channel Hungry Barracuda Networks gobbles a profitable quarter at last And for its next trick, a profitable year? Hm? 25 Apr 17:01 | 2
Personal Tech Samsung Galaxy S5 owners hit by fatal camera error problem Permanent camera conk-outs reported on pricy earslabs from Apple rival 25 Apr 18:49 | 46
Legal Silk Road dealer 'SuperTrips' faces 40 years for DVD drug imports Customs catch 22-year-old Dutch bloke on the brink of his big payday 25 Apr 19:02 | 103
Software Microsoft's naughty Cortana NOT ALLOWED NEAR CHILDREN But she's not alone... 25 Apr 19:13 | 53
Analysis Will Apple's $130bn cash infusion keep investors onboard? This will be the year when we learn whether 'Peak Apple' is prescient or piffle 25 Apr 19:57 | 39
Science Privateers race to capture forgotten NASA space probe using crowdsourced cash Plan to hijack the International Sun/Earth Explorer after 36 years of wandering 25 Apr 21:25 | 34
On-Prem FTC: State laws blocking Tesla's direct sales are 'protectionist' Helping existing businesses hurts consumers, say trade regulators 25 Apr 21:28 | 36
Personal Tech No longer a 'hobby', Apple TV rakes in ONE BEEELLION DOLLARS 'I'm feeling quite good about that business and where it can go,' says Cook 25 Apr 22:39 | 28
Security Yes, there is now Bitcoin-mining malware for Android No, it doesn't really work 25 Apr 23:27 | 20
Updated Reg hack hacked off by iPhone 5 repair notice Own an iPhone 5? Apple says it may fail to turn on or off, issues repair alert. Damn... 25 Apr 23:54 | 78