Something for the Weekend, Sir? IT jargon is absolutely REAMED with sexual double-entendres Let’s bring it back to level pegging 07 Sep 2014 | 132
QoTW '4chan may be just a sysadmin who knows his way around', claims so-called expert Plus: 'Know what hurts your brain? Googling yourself' 07 Sep 2014 | 34
Crawling from the Wreckage SHIP OF FAIL: How do we right capsized institutions we thought would NEVER go under? We write a proper bug report, for starters 07 Sep 2014 | 82
Networks iPHONEY: Fake iPhone 6 images splattered over Chinese internet Passbook gets a make-over. APPARENTLY 07 Sep 2014 | 23
Worstall @ the Weekend Limits to Growth is a pile of steaming doggy-doo based on total cobblers The Guardian praised it? Right, now we know for sure 07 Sep 2014 | 97
Science California blue whale numbers soar to historical levels, say boffins Still far too many of them being struck by US ships, mind 07 Sep 2014 | 27
CoTW Oi, you don't work here, Mr Anything But incisive – get your grubby mitts off ou rreaders Intruder alarm activated 07 Sep 2014 | 14
Channel Thieves steal more iPhones than any other handset, warns UK government Apple mobes are top of the cops' index 07 Sep 2014 | 24
SaaS Reddit wipes clean leaked celeb nudie pics, tells users to zip it Now we've had all THAT TRAFFIC, we 'deplore' this theft 07 Sep 2014 | 28
Science Is there life on Mars? Cloud-gazing Curiosity accused of lacking scientific focus Panel skewers mission and spots 'severe problems' 07 Sep 2014 | 23
Legal Former Bitcoin Foundation chair pleads guilty to money-laundering charge Charlie Shrem plea deal could still get him five YEARS in chokey 07 Sep 2014 | 14
Legal 'Serious flaws in the Vertigan report' says broadband boffin Report 'fails reality test' , is 'simply wrong' and offers ''convenient' justification for FTTN says Rod Tucker 07 Sep 2014 | 34
Security Google recommends pronounceable passwords Super Chrome goes into battle with Mr Mxyzptlk 07 Sep 2014 | 39