Chute burst, ask questions later: Space boffin procedure

Hand over your modem, son, we don't like your haircut

Web scum sell database online, bods claim

Mod your WiFi to a power source, say Washington boffins

France lab to embiggen bumpkin bytes as well

Interview: Anthony Stitt on fixing the dumb world of smart stuff

Boston Public Library reveals it has no clue what's in the big pile of things it owns

Keep your eyes peeled for malware on Oracle-powered tills

Keeping 'persons close to the matter' busy

Cough up or we'll blitz you again, scum tell hapless marks

'Browsing should be private' says NSA overlord

We won't say 'we told you so' – but we will write it

Vulture capitalists vie to tuck cash into firm's garters

While Flash malware nastiness detections quadruple – we're all clearly doomed

UK watchdog frets about threat to mobile market

What to do with Partner Services? Still our problem until we sell up, says CEO

Just look over your shoulder

Red dust-stained geologists now working in vitro

Farewell, Horst Brandstätter

'Above the law', spooks? Let's test that, say campaigners

Outage-prone company does impression of whore's drawers

Dutch pensions company scoops HUGE payoff over multi-billion writedown

But it seems Windows Phone 8.1 is hardly affected

Hyper-upstart wants to manage apps, not virtual machines, without sysadmin help

No restaurants seen as yet

Lawyers rub hands together as writ-slinging lawgasm commences

Om nom nom. It's buyout season alright

Local taxis not happy, but peer-2-peer looks unstoppable

Bluetooth and location turned on? Then watch out, sucker shopper!

Ten whole terabytes? Yes indeed – but there's a catch...

Privacy principles breached in 2013 hack, says Oz privacy commissioner

Yet another UCS tie-up which will serve Cisco's interests well

Virtzilla patches desktop host code-execution bugs

Patch Tuesday adds support for HTTPS Strict Transport Security (like everyone else)

IE, Media Player, Office, and more, fixed in this month's security patch batch

Scale-out file server coming in Q4 will mean converged boxen do compute, SAN and NAS

Community Edition hits general availability, but so far it's for Amazon's cloud only

And you millennials thought Contra was hard

Hey, boss, there's no reason to keep your penguinistas caged! Or pay Microsoft

'Nauts spring into action after Soyuz podule whoopsie