25th June 2015 Archive • The Register

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NOD32 AV remote root wormable hack turns corporate fleets to meat

ESET spits patch in three days

25 Jun 00:56 | 6

Red Hat: PaaS or IaaS, everything's about CONTAINERS now

New private cloud offerings go all-in for Docker and Kubernetes

25 Jun 00:58 | 1

Australia leads Asia Pac in mobile broadband speeds

But only at the peak, our average mobe download is only so-so

25 Jun 01:31 | 1

The slow strangulation of telework in Australia

We need uploads if we're not just watching TV

25 Jun 01:56 | 46

D-Wave promises chip that could search the whole universe

1k-qubit chip late, still controversial

25 Jun 02:56 | 29

Facebook frees Messenger from its gilded cage

Fruits of the WhatsApp acquisition

25 Jun 03:57 | 7

How to turn application spaghetti into tasty IT services

Unscramble your systems

25 Jun 05:00 | 1

OOH, it's so HOT in here! All my ATMOSPHERE is coming off

Red dwarf's emissions strip away exoplanet's coverings

25 Jun 05:30 | 6

Flushed with success: No bog standard Canadian goldfish these

Well, at least they’re not alligators, eh

25 Jun 05:59 | 35

We need to know about the Internet of Things, say US Senators

Your TV is your enemy, says Eugene Kaspersky

25 Jun 06:30 | 26

BlackShades privacy raiding web rat gets five years in US cooler

US says remote access trojan had thousands of victims

25 Jun 06:56 | 3

Dyre banking VXers LOVE Mondays, Symantec says

Hard-working scum maintain 285 command and control servers

25 Jun 07:30 | 8

Get your WELLIES to MARS: Red Planet reveals its FROZEN BOTTOM

Scarlet globe was covered in water 500,000 years ago

25 Jun 07:59 | 36

Pure's mass disk drive killer lays out plans for flash hegemony

All-flash array pusher is agin' retainin' rusty rotators

25 Jun 08:29 | 9

Antique Code Show

Shadow of the Beast: Amiga classic returns from the darkness

16-bit showcase game that was just too tough to be fun

25 Jun 08:57 | 57

Google meets more EU apparatchiks than anyone else in Brussels

It's lobby central as the Chocolate Factory leans on the lawmakers

25 Jun 09:31 | 8

GoFundMe shows users how it's done, cashes in with $600m valuation

Convincing people to give money to other people is a lucrative business

25 Jun 10:04 | 2

In search of an easier life: Do IT converged systems fit the bill?

Automation for the Common (Sysadmin) People

25 Jun 10:22 | 1

Bank of England CIO: ‘Beware of the cloud, beware of vendors’

Old Lady grumbles about new thingy

25 Jun 11:03 | 37

Will a data centre be driving your car in 12 years' time?

Keep your hands off the wheel, sir

25 Jun 11:19 | 35

FeedHenry now Red Hat Mobile App Platform, gets OpenShift cloud integration

Company makes play for mobile app devs

UN corruption cops commence probe into domain-name and patent body WIPO

Worry Gurry, super scurry, call the troops out in a hurry

25 Jun 12:05 | 13

Pirate MEP pranks Telegraph with holiday snap scaremongering

Torygraph skiing correspondent spun by wild Facebook lawsuit claims

25 Jun 12:25 | 35

Beyond the Grave: US Navy pays peanuts for Windows XP support

It's $9m a year - whatever

25 Jun 12:38 | 32

'Backronym' crowdfunds itself into Oxford English Dictionary

Reg favourite joins 'meh', 'twerk' and 'yarnstorm' in bulging lexicon

25 Jun 12:47 | 50

As the US realises it's been PWNED, when will OPM heads roll?

‘Most devastating cyber attack in US history’

25 Jun 13:15 | 98

SCC: Look at our bulging figure(s). We're fatter than some MSPs

Ignore crashing product sales, that was planned... honest

25 Jun 13:35 | 1

Dell cooks up cloud recipes with Microsoft, VMware and OpenStack

Would you like a sprinkling of finance on that, sir?

25 Jun 14:15 | 1

US SaaS firm bows to Snowden concerns with UK-based datacentre

Clarizen sets Euro customers' minds at rest

25 Jun 14:33 | 17

BT: Let us scrap ordinary phone lines. You've all got great internet, right?

Deregulate! But let us keep all the hardware, of course

25 Jun 14:55 | 109

Capita: Call centre workers, can you fall on your swords? Please?

Voluntary redundo for staff managing O2 clients

25 Jun 15:40 | 26

Courtney Love in the crossfire! Paris turns ugly over Uber

How will you stop us! Mmm, with baseball bats

25 Jun 16:35 | 48

Logicalis takes wrapping off shiny Brit-based SMC practice

Euro boss: I said we'll push into services, and by God we will

Hi-res audio folk to introduce new rules and weed out impure noises

Inaudible or ineffable? Industry bods address 'misperceptions'

25 Jun 18:57 | 124

Yahoo! displaces Ask in Oracle's Java update crapware parade

Desperate tactics from the Purple Palace

25 Jun 18:59 | 35

Hey devs. Forget Siri – Amazon's Alexa will show you a $100m good time

Online bazaar provides APIs and SDK for voice assistant

25 Jun 19:25 | 4

Apple pulls Civil War games in Confederate flag takedown

App Store nixes banner amidst controversy over symbolism

25 Jun 20:08 | 110

ICANN's leaving the nest, so when will it grow up?

The org that will run the internet still acts like a teenager

25 Jun 21:22 | 9

Cisco in single SSH key security stuff-up

Patch NOW, people

25 Jun 22:56 | 17

Apple apes Microsoft with iPhone BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

Fanbois on T-Mobile US confounded by mystery crashes

25 Jun 23:17 | 20