On-Prem As US$12bn is wiped off Apple's value in one day, iOS 9, OS X 10.11 and Watch OS 2 dates set Maybe that enormo-slab stylus wasn't such a hot idea? 10 Sep 00:27 | 48
Networks Feeling ripped off by your ISP? It's getting cheaper to pipe your packets globally Unless you live in Australia 10 Sep 00:57 | 12
Science Batteries on wheels are about to reshape our cities and lives Cars as we know them shaped our cities in bad ways that IT will untangle 10 Sep 02:01 | 55
Science NASA reveals secret 1970s SPACE PANTS The decade that taste forgot emerges from the space agency's design archives 10 Sep 02:29 | 19
Legal Watchdogs roughed up for picking Morocco (of all places) for next privacy 'World Cup' Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, they walked into mine 10 Sep 03:01 | 5
Security Monsters defeated in quest to free .onion from clutches of DNS-snooping demons Nice friendly IETF monsters, natch 10 Sep 03:30 | 3
Security Former Ashley Madison CTO 'threatens security blogger with libel action' Lawyer for Raja Bhatia seeks to prove the power of the Streisand Effect, it seems 10 Sep 04:02 | 10
Security Cisco applies plaster to email, Web security appliances Patch where you can, restrict where you can't 10 Sep 04:30 |
Security The remote control from HELL: Driverless cars slam on brakes for LASER POINTER $60 kit creates phantom carmageddon 10 Sep 04:56 | 69
Updated Yahoo! won't! fix! emoticon! exploit! in! death! row! Messenger! Mitre, Purple Palace; Where is the dumb-user line? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 10 Sep 05:28 | 12
Bootnotes Cuffed Texan woman holsters loaded gun IN VAGINA Hidden .22 was fully loaded and had one in the chamber. Much like the suspect 10 Sep 06:01 | 91
Security Redmond yells 'CUT' on Hacking Team horror movie exploit Media Player attack closed off 10 Sep 06:30 | 7
Legal Handing over emails in an Irish server to the FBI will spark a global free-for-all, warns Microsoft China will be next, howls Redmond lawyer in court 10 Sep 07:03 | 47
Networks The internet's Middle East problem: Who is going to do something about Whois? Oh no, not this again 10 Sep 07:21 | 13
Security North Korea exploits 0-day in Seoul's favourite word processor 'Macktruck' attack network sends in the 'Hangman' 10 Sep 07:39 | 11
Comment Stuck in Amazon's web tentacles yet? You will be soon Market dominance means AWS is hard to avoid, and even harder to quit 10 Sep 08:02 | 16
Channel Financial Conduct Authority wastes £3.2m on unnecessary Oracle licences Ha – Financial MISconduct Authority, more like ... amirite? 10 Sep 08:29 | 18
Networks 'Major' outage at Plusnet borks Brits' browsing, irate folk finger DNS Apparent snafu leaves people unable to watch cat videos at 5am. The horror! 10 Sep 09:06 | 71
Breaking Fad Sign of the telly times: HDR shines, UHD Blu-ray slides at IFA German tech show low on product launches but big on bitching and banter 10 Sep 09:29 | 53
Virtualization Panzura plants file system atop VMware's vCloud Air Turning it into a ‘globally distributed file system’ apparently 10 Sep 09:59 | 1
Legal Sorry Samsung, Philips, LG, Technicolor: EU upholds €1.4bn cartel fine Toshiba, Panasonic get TV and computer screen fines reduced 10 Sep 10:34 | 12
Devops Chef to take DevOps 'mainstream' with $40m funding round HP Ventures climbs on board 10 Sep 10:59 | 2
Science ALIENS on CERES? Nope – it's just dwarf's tucked away MOIST BITS Mysterious bright spots were probably ice after all 10 Sep 11:07 | 21
Devops Amazon cloud consultant DualSpark slurped up by Datapipe Briefly indie startup's ability to cook with Chef put it on the menu 10 Sep 11:26 |
Legal CPS drops News of the World email trojan 'hacking' charges Not our fault, say Met Police, absolutely not 10 Sep 11:39 | 9
Poll As McAfee runs for US President – we ask a crucial question: Will Reg readers back him? Don't wait for 2016 – vote now! 10 Sep 11:58 | 84
Channel HP brands Surface distie deal a 'storm in a glass of water' So what if we compete with own products and channel sellers 10 Sep 12:05 | 3
Temperature Check Infrastructure Readiness? It's time to get realistic How future proof are your IT systems? 10 Sep 12:18 | 1
Interview Atlantis: The DSSD, data centre disk killer rising from the deep If the company's cost claims are true, other suppliers are in for a tough time 10 Sep 12:19 | 8
On-Prem HP overtakes Cisco in cloud infrastructure revenues Duo soak up quarter of the market 10 Sep 12:38 | 7
Channel Dixons Carphone breakdances on graves of fallen rivals Sales up double digits in Blighty – but chief warns of bumps ahead 10 Sep 12:57 | 3
Security Promise of ‘higher profits’ sees US targeted by Android PIN-locking ransomware You get infected, it’s a factory reset, sorry 10 Sep 13:10 | 13
On-Prem Seagate layoffs : 1,000 heads to be laid under the axe Spinning off excess bods to lower costs 10 Sep 13:28 | 16
Analysis Apple's big secret: It's an insurance firm (now with added finance) No use whining about the Cupertino Tax – rivals need to up their game 10 Sep 13:58 | 73
Science Record-breaking cosmonaut comes back down to Earth Gennady Padalka spent 879 days in space living on the ISS lab 10 Sep 14:28 | 14
Storagebod Storage's boss blogger could be on the way back It seemeth that the beak that biteth could returneth 10 Sep 14:58 | 1
Channel Salesforce's developer push on receiving end of big cloud reboot App Cloud rolls 10 Sep 15:36 |
Security US braces for WW3 with Cyber Command 'Vision' of integrated cyberops No mention of Skynet or WOPR as yet 10 Sep 16:01 | 24
Channel Bucks bringer-inner Box beats street, brings home bacon, makes loss No more low-hanging fruit, but the company’s still harvesting new biz 10 Sep 16:32 | 1
On-Prem AT&T fingers BT's brass neck, wishes it could throttle it Giant monopoly moans giant monopoly has no right to moan about giant monopoly 10 Sep 17:02 | 17
Personal Tech Apple downgrades iPhone 6S with wimpy 1715mAh battery 'Most' 'advanced' iPhone 'ever' … when it has power, at least 10 Sep 18:43 | 64
Security 3D printer blueprints for TSA luggage-unlocking master keys leak online That padlock on your bag? Easy to open by anyone now 10 Sep 19:14 | 86
On-Prem If at first you don't succeed, you're probably Google: Android Pay arrives Like Wallet and Apple Pay but with less hype 10 Sep 19:41 | 23
Opinion Are you in the 1%? The 1% of sysadmins who need specialized flash? Sometimes ordinary hardware won't cut it – and array makers are relying on that 10 Sep 20:23 | 7
Security Excellus healthcare hack puts 10m Americans at risk of identity theft Miscreants infiltrated network in 2013 ... discovered last month 10 Sep 20:58 | 7
Legal Ich nicht bin Charlie: Facebook must crack down on racists, says Germany's Merkel Chancellor not impressed with social network's response 10 Sep 21:35 | 81
Applications Super Cali grabs its big stick, beats Uber 'cos it's odious Mislabeling your employees was something quite atrocious 10 Sep 23:21 | 10
Channel Don't want to upgrade to Windows 10? You'll download it WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT Microsoft now pushing upgrade files via Windows Update 10 Sep 23:43 | 259
Networks That's a Tor order: Library gets cop visit for running exit relay in US Feds not happy with potentially criminal traffic running through public-funded network 10 Sep 23:56 | 40