Worstall @ the Weekend OH GROSS! The real problem with GDP Speaking of domestics, what's your house-bound spouse worth? 11 Oct 07:00 | 64
On-Call How long does it take an NHS doctor to turn on a computer? Hint: Hmm, perhaps diagnose the difference between a PC and a monitor 11 Oct 09:00 | 169
Feature The Emissionary Position: screwing the motorist the European way Don't rush to dump your dirty Vee Dub just yet 11 Oct 11:00 | 102
Applications Apple news-churn app mysteriously stops churning news in China Did Cupertino impose blanket censorship to avoid patchwork quilt censorship from Beijing? 11 Oct 12:00 | 10
Sysadmin blog Pitchforks, torches, and awful quotes – we read what Cisco's CEO said Must go faster, must go faster! 11 Oct 14:00 | 33
Legal US trade watchdog rules Sammy, Qualcomm DIDN'T infringe Nvidia's IP in patent WAR Blow for graphics chip maker as it demands answers from ITC 11 Oct 15:30 | 2
QuoTW 'We jokingly call Apple the Tesla graveyard. Cook gets our sloppy rejects. LOL' Plus: 'Shuddit, fools! I burned my life to the ground' 11 Oct 19:07 | 23
Software Google's .bro file format changed to .br after gender bother Video compression format's name compressed to Brazilian dimensions 11 Oct 22:05 | 90
Updated Australia short-circuits e-learning for student sparkies Hit the books, apprentices told, after training scheme powered down 11 Oct 22:13 | 1
Security Boffin's easy remote hijack hack pops scores of router locks Singaporean telco's customer premises equipment is a gateway to security hell 11 Oct 22:58 | 3
Interview Top boffin Freeman Dyson on climate change, interstellar travel, fusion, and more When physics gurus speak, they speak to El Reg 11 Oct 23:00 | 197
Security HP perfomance monitor can climb through Windows Crimp nasty privilege escalation bug by running it in Linux instead says Rapid7 11 Oct 23:58 | 7