Channel Symantec's definition of transformation: Take the profit made a year ago and burn a quarter of it Silver Lake slips its PIPE into troubled security firm 05 Feb 00:03 | 3
On-Prem Yes or no: D@RE is a bonkers name for EMC's enterprise encryption It's part of ECS update that includes database-less searching and other things 05 Feb 00:56 | 1
Networks Optus, Telstra, TPG and Vodafone spaff AU$543.5m on spectrum 1800 MHz auction will bring 4G to the Australian bush 05 Feb 01:47 | 3
Security UC Berkeley profs blast secret IT monitoring kit on campus Ex-Homeland Security boss University president says it's all about safety 05 Feb 02:14 | 34
Channel By 2019 world will spend $2.8 TREELLION on the rubbish we write about About one dollar in five will go on smartmobes, but servers and storage will also grow 05 Feb 02:58 | 3
Virtualization Rkt container runtime leaves the launchpad CoreOS blasts off for planet production in the microservices nebula 05 Feb 04:12 | 2
Security Avast forked up its Chrome fork, so flings fix after Google goggles Borked browser blows, to no one's surprise. 05 Feb 04:56 | 6
Personal Tech Who wants a quad-core 4.2GHz, 64GB, 5TB SSD RAID 10 … laptop? The folks at Eurocom have released another monster 'mobile workstation' 05 Feb 06:02 | 105
Legal Oracle now fully compliant with UK tax laws* *In its HR software. But Big Red's been named as a creative taxpayer in the past 05 Feb 06:28 | 4
Science Boffins smear circuitry onto contact lenses 'Eyeballing a computer' gets closer thanks to Anglo-Australian collaboration 05 Feb 07:02 | 21
Channel Swiss rolls into HPE: Micro-Veeam clone Trilead gobbled From the land of cuckoo clocks and horology 05 Feb 07:32 | 2
Networks Sir Michael Lyons tells .uk registry Nominet: Time to grow up Humph, responds board to ex-BBC Trust chairman's review 05 Feb 08:01 | 17
On-Call What's it like to work for a genius and Olympic archer who's mates with Richard Branson? Who knows? This boss made most of it up … then shafted our reader royally 05 Feb 08:22 | 121
Analysis Pure as the driven CEO: El Reg chats to Scott Dietzen on taking the flash array high road Pure Pods and yes-we-can-ery 05 Feb 08:42 | 8
Channel IBM Global Tech Services staff at risk of redundo in Blighty Staff council to be formed, 45-day consultation begins mid-Feb 05 Feb 09:02 | 17
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Who would code a self-destruct feature into their own web browser? Oh, hello, Apple Let's go visit sawmynutsinhalf.com! 05 Feb 10:03 | 193
Edge + IoT IoT lacking that je ne sais quoi? Try the IoTSP When a networked toaster just isn't enough 05 Feb 10:37 | 24
Storage Crossroads preps pesky product portfolio selloff All about patent litigation now? 05 Feb 11:12 | 2
On-Prem Bats and badgers hold up Apple’s Irish data centre plans Mac vendor wants to build over a field of Athenry 05 Feb 11:28 | 42
SaaS RSA awards 7-year infrastructure overhaul deal to Wipro IBM politely shown the door in digital revamp bid 05 Feb 11:58 | 18
Sysadmin Blog: While we weren't looking, the WAN changed Maybe ISPs don't have to be dumb pipes after all 05 Feb 12:19 | 32
Legal The Mad Men's monster is losing the botnet fight: Fewer humans are seeing web ads Ad fraud rises again – and the UK is the particularly mucky 05 Feb 12:36 | 130
Channel Arrow: Fraudsters impersonated one of our execs to steal money It's costing us $13m... but the cops are on their tail 05 Feb 12:46 | 8
Legal Official UN panel findings on embassy-squatter released. Assange: I'm 'vindicated' Egad, WGAD says he was arbitrarily detained 05 Feb 12:58 | 174
Comment Go and whistle, IDC. The storage world's going to hell in a handbasket A storage bear growls 05 Feb 13:31 | 18
Channel Cisco's purple princesses gush workplace joy The company's stance on lavender locks? 'Just rock it!' 05 Feb 14:03 | 33
Devops Dragons and butterflies: The chaos of other people's clouds Cascading feedback loop advoidance for the 99 per cent 05 Feb 15:01 | 19
Channel Misco locks-in, loads-up sales director Remmington They liked him so much, they brought him to the company 05 Feb 15:32 |
Software Microsoft explanation for Visual Studio online outage leaves open questions Five hour lockout caused by errant stored procedure 05 Feb 16:03 | 27
Security Disney World-area University admits massive data breach It's a fraud world after all 05 Feb 16:26 | 34
Bootnotes Head transplant candidate sells souvenirs to fund operation Mugs, phone cases…and hats 05 Feb 17:01 | 66
Channel Asigra becomes an Oracle reseller 5,000 customers before this move. How many after? 05 Feb 17:33 | 1
On-Prem EMC creates a Star Trek holodeck ... and uses it to simulate a data center Yeah, we guess ... that's useful 05 Feb 18:28 | 13
Personal Tech Reminder: iPhones commit suicide if you repair them on the cheap Bloke bricked his handset after running afoul of Apple security policy 05 Feb 19:30 | 199
Security Brit spies want rights to wiretap and snoop on US companies' servers And American agents would get access to UK systems 05 Feb 19:56 | 48
Security Roll up, roll up to the Malware Museum! Run classic DOS viruses in your web browser Relive simpler times for some Friday fun 05 Feb 20:30 | 38
Bootnotes Ducks, Lord of the Rings, movies and maths: The GCHQ Xmas puzzle solutions revealed Much easier when you know the answers 05 Feb 20:58 | 19
Vids and pic Forget Tiger Woods – here's Cyber Woods: Robot golfer hits hole-in-one during tournament Quaffs oil at the 19th hole 05 Feb 21:55 | 40
Personal Tech BlackBerry axes 200 jobs – including a third of its HQ staff Troubled smartphone biz's latest recovery plan: Paying fewer people 05 Feb 22:21 | 35
On-Prem LinkedIn sinkin': $10bn gone in one day as shares plummet 40% But oddly enough it's not as bad you think. Plus Salesforce, Tableau and others fall 05 Feb 23:31 | 51