Software Lexus cars suffer Purple Screen of Death – code bug turns the air blue Software glitch borks cars' infotainment system 09 Jun 00:22 | 24
Networks Time Warner Cable, you've 'earned your miserable reputation' – NY Attorney General Cable giant taken to task for crap service 09 Jun 00:56 | 13
Security Microsoft's BITS file transfer tool fooled into malware distribution Tool running secret jobs and deleting the evidence as it goes 09 Jun 01:32 | 20
Security Melbourne motorway to lose its $1k-per-call emergency phones No need to phone in a prang because CCTV's got you covered 09 Jun 01:53 | 5
Security Robot lung probe wins licence from US authorities 'Bronchoscope' can slither down your throat and tickle your trachea all by itself 09 Jun 02:02 | 11
On-Prem Modi hints at H-1B unease India is one of the reasons America is praiseworthy 09 Jun 02:24 | 9
Security Chrome's PDF reader has arbitrary code execution flaw Keep Chrome up to date, people, unless you want PDFs to get you asking WTF? 09 Jun 03:03 | 11
On-Prem McDonald's says bigger fonts cooked up improved profits Do you want better legibility with that? It sounds cheesy but bigger writing sells more fries 09 Jun 04:02 | 63
Software Microsoft has created its own FreeBSD image. Repeat. Microsoft has created its own FreeBSD image Redmond will support it inside Azure and send code back to the FreeBSD Foundation 09 Jun 04:36 | 133
Security Boffins shake up smartphone with motion-sensor as microphone I'm picking up good vibrations, I'm listening to excitations 09 Jun 06:03 | 13
SaaS AWS blames 'latent bug' for prolonging Sydney EC2 outage First the secondary generators failed, then the glitch slowed some service restoration 09 Jun 06:28 | 23
Security Google IMAP losing old security protocols this month SSLv3? DEAD. RC4? DEAD. Still using them? Resign from the sysadmin society in shame 09 Jun 07:03 | 8
Science Reg photography special: Get a better snap of a BLACK HOLE All you need is a camera radio telescope the size of EARTH and shutter speed of 'ages' 09 Jun 07:29 | 6
Channel Sophos U-turns on lack of .bat file blocking after El Reg intervenes Infosec bod reckons firm 'misunderstood' the issue 09 Jun 08:02 | 78
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Science Boffins slap quantum dots on diamonds to create mutant nanomaterials Doping everything really quickly, dude 09 Jun 08:58 | 8
Storage Scality waggles finger, shows off sixth RING De facto is as de facto does and de facto S3 API is the object API 09 Jun 09:40 | 1
Software Tinder bans under-18s: Moral panic averted Because teenagers never hook up, right? 09 Jun 09:58 | 56
Channel Pulsant swallows Onyx – just like we told you they would Data centre and cloud biz weds data centre and cloud biz 09 Jun 10:33 | 1
Storage Google Ventures-backed sync-'n'-share firm changes direction. Got your attention? Tires of that syncing feeling, hatches new plan 09 Jun 10:55 | 1
Software Latest Windows 10 build loves up cloud, banishes 'strange grey bar' A big look-in for Docker on the desktop 09 Jun 11:20 | 41
Storage Nimbus Data CEO shoots from the hip at NetApp's SolidFire buy Deadpan SolidFire boss ain't taking no crap, though 09 Jun 11:56 | 32
Security French B&Q equivalent 'hacked' to offer visitors vulgar DIY tools I just wanted a screwdriver and some cheesy wallpaper 09 Jun 12:26 | 19
Devops DevOps is for all, says DevOps pundit-in-chief. He doesn't have it in for the BOFH, honest 'So much of the narrative is around the unicorns' 09 Jun 12:44 | 18
Science Cold space gas? Sure, supermassive black holes can eat that. Nom, nom, nom We've even seen it, says black-hole-diet-watching astroboffin 09 Jun 12:58 | 16
Science Hatches sealed on ISS pump-up space podule Inflatable habitat in good shape 09 Jun 13:27 | 11
Networks TalkTalk says 8-month app outage lasting 'bit longer than we hoped' Leave? You'll miss out on 100% unavailability of Talk2Go... 09 Jun 13:56 | 17
Storage Big Data upstart Iguaz unveils furiously complex exercise to remove complexity Takes 'virtualized Big Data services' to new level of virtual 09 Jun 14:30 | 3
Legal France POPs €800k fine on 'illegal taxi service' Uber's windshield For the first time, execs were on trial too 09 Jun 14:57 | 27
Channel Bill Gates cooks up poultry recipe for Africans' paltry existence 'If I were living in extreme poverty, I’d want to raise chickens' 09 Jun 15:28 | 99
On-Prem Google snubs 'dark money' questions at AGM. Shareholder power? Yeah, right Just to let you know who's in charge here, guys 09 Jun 16:02 | 31
Bootnotes One entire US spook base: Yours for $1m+ ECHELON's Sugar Grove Station goes under the hammer 09 Jun 17:03 | 32
On-Prem Not-so Secret Rulers of the World gather to talk cybersecurity, AI and, er, TalkTalk? Annual Bilderberg jamboree kicks off in Germany 09 Jun 18:51 | 22
Legal US govt OKs handover of internet's control panel to ICANN NTIA says yes to plan to move IANA contract to private outfit 09 Jun 19:47 | 8
Security Twitter: Don't know where hackers got those logins but it wasn't from us 32 million account details up for grabs 09 Jun 20:21 | 10
Legal Bin Apple's $500m patent judgment, US DoJ tells Supreme Court Surprise brief in long-running Samsung saga 09 Jun 21:39 | 27
On-Prem Sysadmin 'fesses up to wrecking his former employer's IT systems Ex-Agilent staffer faces 10 years in the cooler 09 Jun 21:56 | 56
Science Hobbits really did exist – and endured erectus shrinkage, say boffins Now that's what I'm Tolkien about 09 Jun 23:55 | 17