Software Enterprise Yammer goes on end-of-life list for January 2017 Standalone product to stay, but if you want it in Office 365, change your subscription 28 Sep 00:47 | 7
Software Oh, ALL RIGHT, says Facebook, we'll let Windows admins run osquery SELECT * from users where too_stupid_to_live=”YES” 28 Sep 01:02 | 8
Software Mozilla tells Firefox OS devs to fork off if they want to chase open web apps vision Lizard also set to char Windows XP and Vista by ending support 28 Sep 01:24 | 19
Science Signs of recent tectonic activity found on cooling Mercury Thought-to-be-lifeless hell-ball actually has a rich inner life 28 Sep 01:58 | 9
Personal Tech USB-C is now wired for sound, just like Sir Cliff Richard 3.5mm audio jacks are in big trouble now as one cable to rule them all standard signed off 28 Sep 02:28 | 70
AI + ML Text input from thin air: boffins give Wi-Fi the finger with AI There's a point to it, though 28 Sep 03:16 | 3
Software City of Moscow to ditch 600k Exchange and Outlook licences Cisco's already been sent to the gulag, now Microsoft's at risk of 'keep roubles in Russia' policy 28 Sep 03:58 | 30
Software Google launches peer-to-peer YouTube vid sharing, only in India No mission to civilise, just cheaper downloads for cricket vids and family fun 28 Sep 04:28 | 1
Software Eric Raymond revisits his biggest mistake, updates 'Pilot' language after 20 years That's enough time to build a Cathedral, never mind a patch 28 Sep 05:08 | 25
Legal Alleged German YouTube-to-MP3 ripper sued by labels Herr Pirat, ist dieser Krieg 28 Sep 05:20 | 18
Comment Wow, still using disk and PCIe storage? You look like a flash-on victim, darling – it isn't 2014 Server slingers, like models, it's OK to be DIMM 28 Sep 05:41 | 11
Channel Sage advice: Avoid the Windows 10 Anniversary Update – it knackers our accounting app Try this workaround if you're frozen out 28 Sep 06:02 | 87
Conference Couture Before Bitcoin, digital cash was called Beenz – all that's left is a T-shirt In which we remember technology history through branded tat 28 Sep 06:06 | 28
Channel Microsoft hails pointless Privacy Shield status for its cloud services Yeah, it's self-certification. Give yourself a pat on your own back, Redmond 28 Sep 06:18 | 10
Software 'Geek gene' denied: If you find computer science hard, it's your fault (or your teacher's) And you find it easy, it's through hard work – not a 'gift' 28 Sep 06:39 | 77
Channel HP Inc: No DRM in our 3D printers, we swear (unlike our 2D ones) Raw materials will be open and multi-source 28 Sep 07:02 | 19
Devops IBM hopes its tailored Swift will lure you onto BlueMix cloud Now available to all – and a 'breath of fresh air' says top Big Blue engineer 28 Sep 07:22 | 4
AI + ML Facebook's AI boss is on a mission to end spoon-fed machine intelligence Yes, let computers off the leash with unsupervised learning 28 Sep 07:42 | 9
Channel Google, Dropbox the latest US tech giants to sign up to the Privacy Shield Queued up to self-certify 28 Sep 08:08 | 7
Analysis UK.gov is doing sod all to break £20bn of locked-in IT contracts At least one department has no idea how much it's splurged 28 Sep 08:27 | 26
Networks nbn™ dumps Optus HFC, will use fibre to the kerb for ≈700k sites So what exactly did AU$800m buy? An option for bits of Optus network, says nbn™ 28 Sep 08:39 | 14
Mad mags The wait is over: MoD releases latest issue of Ship Paint Monthly Know when to opt for wet abrasive blasting or Self Polishing Copolymer? 28 Sep 09:23 | 58
This Damn War WAN, bam, thank you... oh @£$%. We've gone dead. Drop the burger. RUUUUUN! Get back to the data centre, stat 28 Sep 09:43 | 9
Applications Argos tech team updates iOS app with helpful info on 'eleventy-billion toilet seats' Sky hooks, tartan paint ... U wot m8? 28 Sep 10:04 | 21
AI + ML It's all fun and games until someone loses an AI CEO of Allen Institute of AI: Be realistic. Hype only hurts research 28 Sep 10:20 | 8
Legal British Gas wins pre-paid smart meter patent lawsuit £80m infringement? £30m? £10m? Claimant bought patent for £160k two years ago 28 Sep 10:38 | 24
Bootnotes Redback sinks fangs into Aussie's todger AGAIN... second time in five months Man vows to steer clear of outside dunnies, 'I'll hold on for dear life' 28 Sep 11:16 | 30
Ignite Our Windows windows will be resizable, soooon, vows Microsoft Back to the '80s 28 Sep 11:32 | 61
Security Urgent! Log in for spear-phisher survey or your account will be deleted Europol: Cybercrims getting more devious 28 Sep 11:46 | 1
Open Source Insider The web is past peak innovation: It's all negative returns from here As Steve Jobs might say: You misunderstand 'design' 28 Sep 11:57 | 86
Software Raspberry Pi adds PIXEL eye candy to desktop Raspbian gets user interface makeover and Chromium browser 28 Sep 12:29 | 13
Channel BT tops Ofcom's broadband whinge list Virgin and Sky rated least moaned about 28 Sep 12:42 | 24
Personal Tech ‘Inflexion point’ BlackBerry washes hands of hardware biz Switches to licensing 'secure Android' and apps 28 Sep 13:06 | 23
SaaS Revealed: The true horror of being a big CEO Pity the poor reporter who had to shadow Mark Hurd 28 Sep 13:15 | 30
Channel Apple moving to scrubbed up London's Battersea Power Station Tim Cook moves in opposite dog’s home? Pigs will fly... 28 Sep 13:54 | 17
Channel Microsoft preps defence against the dark arts for enterprise customers Application Guard aims to defeat malware served up from web sites 28 Sep 14:17 | 25
Storage Fresh-faced startup promises bigger, faster non-volatile DIMMs Server shake-up through 4TB, 2u latency NVDIMM tech 28 Sep 14:33 | 2
Edge + IoT Internet of Things security? Start with who owns the data Cambridge Wireless event chews the fat over key questions 28 Sep 15:05 | 13
Channel Surprise! Leading 4-socket server vendor isn’t Dell or HPE Chinese market is growing fast 28 Sep 15:18 | 12
Legal Brit loan firm gets comeuppance for 7.7 million spam texts ICO delivers £130k fine to Mancunian credit card broker 28 Sep 15:41 | 31
Channel Colour us shocked: Dell EMC rules converged systems like a boss VCE and VSAN very very virtuous for newly joined duo 28 Sep 16:48 | 3
Legal City of Detroit's IT boss took payola from tech suppliers, now faces jail Motor City bad man on $142,000-a-year salary swung contracts amid cutbacks 28 Sep 18:54 | 9
On-Prem Google cranks out new developer center in San Francisco – inexplicably, we were at the opening Sustainable biz, welcome – the rest of you, not so much 28 Sep 19:37 | 1
Security How to create a security startup and bag VC millions – step one: Containers, AI or cloud Step two: Keep doing that 28 Sep 20:20 | 2
Channel HP Ink COO: Sorry not sorry we bricked your otherwise totally fine printer cartridges Firmware fix coming soon to clean up Inc's ink stink 28 Sep 20:44 | 134
Legal Australia wants law to ban de-anonymisation of anonymous data Attorney-General Brandis says it's important for privacy - but what about researchers who probe privacy, George? 28 Sep 22:57 | 6
On-Prem South Australian mega-storm blacks out whole state Weather, 1: electricity infrastructure hackers, 0. And let's not even start on the 'wind farms broke the world' theory 28 Sep 23:11 | 35
Networks After AT&T's crushing blow, FTC tells Senate it wants its balls back US watchdog still feeling sore after being stripped of powers to punish telcos 28 Sep 23:26 | 12
Personal Tech 4K-ing-A! Roku bangs out broad range of new streaming boom boxes From super cheap $30 to hefty $130 28 Sep 23:59 | 25