Software Imagine every mistake you can make with a new software rollout... ...and then witness how Oakland's court system managed them all 01 Dec 00:38 | 63
Legal Congrats America, you can now safely slag off who you like online Let a thousand bad reviews bloom on the web 01 Dec 01:25 | 51
Security Google's Project Zero tweaking Microsoft, because it did fix a bug Redmond said it wouldn't fix a flaw, then did it on the sly 01 Dec 02:03 | 8
Security UCam247 tells El Reg most of its cams aren't vulnerable to GET vuln IoT vendor in prompt, polite, sensible, security shocker 01 Dec 03:01 | 12
Bootnotes Inventor of McDonald's iconic Big Mac dies Michael 'Jim' Delligatti somehow made it to 98 years before throwing away the pickle 01 Dec 04:02 | 23
OSes SHIFT + F10, Linux gets you Windows 10's cleartext BitLocker key Don't panic, because this one's a bit esoteric. Do feel free to face-palm anyway 01 Dec 05:00 | 69
Personal Tech PC sales outlook improves: Now terrifying instead of catastrophic Keep the defibrillator handy 01 Dec 05:29 | 15
Security Fatal flaws in ten pacemakers make for Denial of Life attacks Brit/Belgian research team decipher signals and devise wounding wireless attacks 01 Dec 06:02 | 20
Science Whiffy kitchen after last night's chips? Clear the air with SPACE PLASMA Experiment on International Space Station rivals Teflon's 'unexpectedly useful stuff from space program' crown 01 Dec 06:31 | 36
AWS re:Invent No, Andy, AWS and Oracle aren't in a database death match Put the tape measure away, boys 01 Dec 07:03 | 6
SaaS Microsoft to lift and shift StorSimple data into Azure blobs More evidence, if any were needed, that Microsoft wants you to sign for more Azure 01 Dec 07:32 | 1
Pic Really weird quantum phenomenon spied lurking near neutron star Vacuum of space gets distorted and acts like a prism 01 Dec 08:02 | 38
Software Chap creates Slack client for Commodore 64 Because who doesn't want Hipster chat at 320 × 200 with a side of rPi? 01 Dec 08:32 | 28
Legal European Council agrees to remove geoblocking Traders free to offer differential pricing, though 01 Dec 09:03 | 37
Pic Woman rescues red pepper Donald Trump from vegetarian chilli Then cruelly cooks him in Mexican-inspired dish 01 Dec 10:05 | 50
OSes Lenovo: If you value your server, block Microsoft's November security update UEFI scramble for frozen boxes 01 Dec 10:26 | 71
Security Clients say they'll take their money and run if service hacked – poll Data breaches could cost firms business, Brits tell survey 01 Dec 10:57 | 31
On-Prem Post-IPO Pure doing all right, says NVMe is the new flash Four words: Stand-alone storage. Kerching 01 Dec 11:25 | 1
On-Prem Samsung share plummets – but it’s not because of the Burning Note It's pulling out of cheapies 01 Dec 11:59 | 6
Bootnotes Eugene Kaspersky is now personally defending your feet Securing you from head to toe! Wait... what? 01 Dec 12:52 | 41
Interview NVMe too brigade update: DDN sees limited appeal in NVMe fabrics The drives? For sure 01 Dec 13:37 | 1
Networks Sky: Stuff your quad play – customers want separate bills Media titan's radical idea for mobile network 01 Dec 14:06 | 19
Security RAF Club members emailed fake invoices. Has it been hacked? Military personnel's social centre scratches its head 01 Dec 14:33 | 16
Software Amazonian Athena gifts the AWS team with the wisdom of SaaS on PaaS Business is Redshifting itself into analytics queries 01 Dec 15:33 | 1
Personal Tech Brit upstart releases free air traffic app for drone operators 'Roger, drone 04957, vector 45 at 300 feet...' 01 Dec 16:03 | 19
Personal Tech Wearable eats wearable: Fitbit 'to buy Pebble' with a steal of a deal Smartwatch pioneer looks set to call it a day 01 Dec 16:27 | 17
Legal Still too much discretion when it comes to that 'terrorism' stuff, repeats David Anderson QC 2015 legislation review is laid before Parliament 01 Dec 16:58 | 18
Personal Tech Renewed calls for Tesla to scrap Autopilot after number of crashes Consumer Watchdog fears it's all in the name 01 Dec 17:29 | 76
Science Cargo capsule goes AWOL, explodes on its way to Space Station Suspected third-stage failure in Soyuz rocket, again 01 Dec 19:13 | 18
Security Europol cop took terror dossier home, flashed it to the web accidentally Europe's FBI sheds light on security bungle 01 Dec 19:37 | 15
Legal Soon only Ticketmaster will rip you off: Concert scalper bots face US ban Senate, House pass law against automated tix snatch-and-resell 01 Dec 20:14 | 47
Personal Tech Finally. BlackBerry lobs out new BB10 OS update BB to be 'a pure software company' 01 Dec 20:56 | 5
Analysis American supremacy, space, liability, funding, openness – AI gurus lay it all out to US senators The race is on to be the best in the world 01 Dec 21:33 | 22
AWS re:Invent AWS CTO: 'I truly hated the relationship with software tool vendors' Vogels channels his inner Ballmer with pitch to code monkeys 01 Dec 22:32 | 3
Legal Trump's FCC will soak net neutrality in gas and toss in a lit match Narcissist in Chief recruits another anti-net-neut bod for US comms regulator 01 Dec 23:08 | 35
Security Online criminals iced as cops bury malware-spewing Avalanche Four-year op by US and EU culminates in arrests, server seizures 01 Dec 23:57 | 15