HPC ARM buys HPC software specialist Allinea to help devs code good If Intel and IBM think HPC is a two-horse race, they need to think again 19 Dec 00:06 | 2
On-Prem Twitter partly un-kills Vine, which will live again as Vine Camera Re-branded app will offer the chance to migrate Vine friends to Twitter 19 Dec 01:30 | 4
Bootnotes Elon Musk wants to get into the boring business, literally Can you dig it? Yes you will, if you're tired of being stuck in traffic 19 Dec 04:18 | 44
Networks … in a loop. Cisco warns Nexus 3000 upgrade could get you stuck ... It's late 2016 and a USB stick can make a hash of MD5 19 Dec 05:03 | 13
OSes 'Upset' Linus Torvalds gets sweary and gets results Devs cringe apologetically at errors Linux Lord dubbed 'piece-of-shit branch' 19 Dec 05:58 | 67
On-call It's round and wobbles, but madam, it's a mouse pad, not a floppy disk Plus: The forlorn attempt to put four disks into one drive 19 Dec 06:26 | 150
Science Ancient water found in Canada is two billion years old – giving hope to Mars colony dreamers Could hold secrets to Earth's history and life on other planets 19 Dec 07:02 | 58
Security FYI! – Your! hacked! Yahoo! account! is! worth! $0.0003! Stolen billion-user database being flogged for $300,000, apparently 19 Dec 07:33 | 18
Legal European Patent Office supremo rapped on knuckles by nation reps States seek to limit Napoleon-like tendencies of Benoit Battistelli 19 Dec 08:02 | 11
On-Prem You can't trust news on Facebook – and (once again) you can't trust its web ad metrics Another recount in America: Cockup sends publishers back to their abacuses 19 Dec 08:33 | 8
Storage Grab an ARMful: OpenIO's Scale-out storage with disk drive feel Object storage networked drive JBOD with direct access 19 Dec 09:03 | 4
On-Prem IT ops doesn't matter. Really? Get real – it's not all about developers and DevOps 19 Dec 09:30 | 25
Legal View from a Reg reader: My take on the Basic Income What happens when the bottom falls out for you? 19 Dec 10:31 | 201
Analysis Startup grind is over: Now Primary Data must compete with storage giants Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie... they need 'em to buy buy buy 19 Dec 11:01 | 1
Security Bayrob: Romanian auction fraud suspects extradited to the US Going, going ... 19 Dec 11:33 | 7
On-Prem Beeb flings millions more £s at Capita for telly tax collection Contract extended to 2022... that'll be two decades and well over ONE BEELION spent 19 Dec 12:02 | 58
Exclusive Christmas cheer for KCL staffers with gift of extra holiday after IT disaster And no, it won't be possible to take pay in lieu 19 Dec 12:25 | 39
Security PayAsUGym breach exposes passwords Firm wipes down password DB after hackers muscle in 19 Dec 12:45 | 10
Legal Jimbo Welshes on pledge to stop fundraising At cash-soaked Wikimedia, enough is never enough 19 Dec 13:11 | 53
AI + ML Sexbots could ‘over-exert’ their human lovers, academic warns Ethics expert has built ladybird-sparing vacuum cleaner 19 Dec 13:41 | 111
Networks MPs suggest introducing web blocking to tackle suicide rates in UK Ban wanted on sites that encourage self-harm, discuss suicide methods 19 Dec 14:23 | 73
Security Akamai buys bot-sniffing startup Cyberfend Credential-stuffing mitigator snapped up 19 Dec 14:43 | 1
Legal Brussels cunning plan to save the EU: No more Cookie Popups We’ll kill the consent requirement – so no more Exits, please 19 Dec 15:17 | 43
+Comment SK Hynix and Seagate exploring flash hookup Product, meet devs and distro... right? 19 Dec 15:44 | 2
Security Cyber insurance brokers: If it makes you feel any better, 2016 was not our year either Time to check your models, stats nerds 19 Dec 16:16 | 4
+Comment Sphere 3D has had two offers to buy parts of its business Overland and Tandberg could be headed for new ownership 19 Dec 16:26 | 3
Legal Screw EU! Apple to fight back over €13bn tax bill Ireland, desperate to keep iGiant onside, adamant US mega-corp paid its fair share 19 Dec 16:58 | 44
Legal Stupid law of the week: South Carolina wants anti-porno chips in PCs that cost $20 to disable And it's only Monday 19 Dec 20:27 | 191
Security Los Angeles to extradite bloke from Nigeria after scores of city workers fall for phish scam County claims chap tried to infiltrate medical, social services 19 Dec 21:27 | 26
Science Uber's self-driving cars can't handle bike lanes, forcing drivers to kill autonomous mode Hmm.. our software breaks the law? Ah, well, just ship it 19 Dec 22:54 | 73
Software Ham-fisted: Chap's radio app killed remotely after posting bad review Now the developer apologizes for customer support fiasco 19 Dec 23:45 | 78