Internet of Sh*t has an early 2017 winner – a 'smart' Wi-Fi hairbrush CES 2017 Bonkers IoT gizmo that's wired for sound wins tech bash's mane prize Edge + IoT04 Jan 2017 | 104
Routine jobs vanishing and it's all technology's fault? Hold it there, sport We're being encouraged to do different work and not everyone can keep up, study shows Devops04 Jan 2017 | 55
Apple sued by parents of girl killed by driver 'distracted by FaceTime' Cook & Co had the tech and didn't use it, lawsuit claims Software04 Jan 2017 | 124
Web-exposed MongoDB installs wiped by bitcoin ransoming script scum Patch or perish Security04 Jan 2017 | 12
Mattel's parenting takeover continues with Alexa-like dystopia Creepy: Aristotle gets a female voice, advertisers' ears Personal Tech04 Jan 2017 | 26
Kaspersky fixing serious certificate slip Updated Security smashed for 400 MEEELLION users Security04 Jan 2017 | 17
Boffins bag side-channel bugs before they bite How to spot a side order of Rowhammer in a benign binary Security04 Jan 2017 |
Speeding jet of Siberian liquid hot Magma getting speedier, satellites find Swarm gazers find faster flows in the outer core Science04 Jan 2017 | 34
Hackers could turn your smart meter into a bomb and blow your family to smithereens – new claim And before that, pwn your IoT gadgets via power supply gear Security04 Jan 2017 | 155
My fortnight eating Blighty's own human fart-powder Sir, I challenge you to a Huel Bootnotes04 Jan 2017 | 158
Joe Public likes drones and regulations, finds UK.gov 'public dialogue' Privacy? Yeah, they're a little worried about that too Legal04 Jan 2017 | 24
Astroboffins glimpse sighting of ultra-rare circular galaxy Double-ring phenomena for the 0.1 per cent fans Science04 Jan 2017 | 40
Seagate performs upgrade transplant surgery on LaCie external drives CES 2017 External drive capacity and connectivity boosters Storage04 Jan 2017 | 4
Regular or premium? Intel pumps out Optane memory at CES CES 2017 Just a dash to Kaby Lake splash Storage04 Jan 2017 | 20
The Zucker Mister Social Club: Facebook's daddy wants to be your friend, for realsies Oh good. Another billionaire looking to get into politics Legal04 Jan 2017 | 32
Drones will be able to carry 120GB footage of you in the shower if Seagate has its way Collaboration with UAV makers DJI will fit the buggers with cavernous storage Storage04 Jan 2017 | 89
Travel booking systems ‘wide open’ to abuse – report Updated Let me check my Rolodex... T for Travel Agent ... Security04 Jan 2017 | 13
AWS chief: Tens of thousands flocking from database rivals What data giveth AWS, AWS taketh away from everybody else Databases04 Jan 2017 | 9
NASA eyes up supermassive black holes, neutron stars Hidden wonders of the universe Science04 Jan 2017 | 11
Assange confirmed alive, tells Fox: Prez Obama 'acting like a lawyer' Failed US Veep candidate Palin's wailin: I was wrong about you, pale one! Bootnotes04 Jan 2017 | 76
DomainMonster email service restored at last after Yuletide borkage Updated Cue customers blasting weary Christmas staff over Twitter Networks04 Jan 2017 | 3
Dotdot. Who's there? Yet another IoT app layer ZCL, motherf****r, do you speak it? Edge + IoT04 Jan 2017 | 33
San Francisco first US city to outlaw ISP lock-ins by landlords Renters freed from restrictions on network providers Personal Tech04 Jan 2017 | 32
How the NYE leap second clocked Cloudflare – and how a single character fixed it DNS bug was a matter of time Software04 Jan 2017 | 60
Robo-supercar hype biz Faraday Future has invented something – a new word for 'disrupt' CES 2017 Reformat the future? More like, reformat all hope Science04 Jan 2017 | 77
Florida Man sues Verizon for $72m – for letting him commit identity theft 2017 is off to a flying start Security04 Jan 2017 | 99