Pic Microsoft: Can't wait for ARM to power MOST of our cloud data centers! Take that, Intel! Ha! Ha! Redmond fires bullet into WinTel beast's belly 09 Mar 00:23 | 27
Applications Apple empties gas can, strikes match, burns bridge to hot-patch apps Injecting arbitrary parameters into dynamic methods violates dev rules 09 Mar 01:16 | 16
Security Apache Struts 2 needs patching, without delay. It's under attack now Black hats testing remote code execution zero-day vulnerability 09 Mar 01:57 | 5
On-Prem Uber blackballs 'Greyball' tool it used to deny rides to regulators 'Caught, sorry, will stop' looks like it's just the way Uber rolls 09 Mar 03:24 | 29
Science Look! Up in the sky! Is it a drone? Is it a car? It's both, crossed with Uber Airbus imagines podules that mate with rolling or flying engines, directed by AI 09 Mar 06:02 | 35
Security Oops! 185,000-plus Wi-Fi cameras on the web with insecure admin panels Just unplug them now before someone writes a botnet, okay? 09 Mar 07:00 | 25
Science NASA's atom-chiller ready to fly to the ISS Cold Atom Laboratory slated for August SpaceX supply mission 09 Mar 08:06 | 14
On-Prem HPE unscrambles its services eggs, calls the results 'Pointnext' Who're you calling a Pointnext-er? Technology Services brand murdered 09 Mar 08:30 | 6
Interview Western Digital CTO Martin Fink refused El Reg's questions, but did write this sweet essay On storage-class memory and leaving HP Labs 09 Mar 09:03 | 13
Legal Anti-TV Licensing petition gets May date for Parliament debate Passes 100k mark and the MPs' sanity filter, unusually 09 Mar 09:34 | 196
Storage Seagate plays disk cricket with a 12TB Enterprise Capacity drive spinner Aims to hit WD for six with new product for hyperscalers 09 Mar 10:24 | 22
Networks UK.gov 5G strategy 'mostly sensible', says engineering brainbox Author of The 5G Myth and former Ofcom boss says his piece 09 Mar 11:17 | 5
On-Prem Police Scotland and Accenture were at odds over ill-fated IT project i6 Audit uncovers rows over what was required, deliverable 09 Mar 11:50 | 31
Security Royal Navy's newest ship formally named in Glasgow yard HMS Forth, like the bridge 09 Mar 12:23 | 86
Networks This easy one cloud trick is in DANGER. Why? Port problem, captain: Microservices to the event horizon 09 Mar 12:43 | 24
Exclusive ZTE blow as UK.gov suspends Chinese telco's visa scheme Home Office stepping up inspections of Tier 2 visa sponsors 09 Mar 13:17 | 2
Devops Devs bashing out crappy code is making banks insecure – report Code in 40% of financial apps subpar 09 Mar 14:01 | 45
Bootnotes Kaspersky launches a range of perfumes to, er, defend your odour Eau de Humanity, amirite? 09 Mar 14:24 | 18
Updated Brit ISP TalkTalk blocks control tool TeamViewer To stop scammers fooling people into using the software and handing over their PCs 09 Mar 15:05 | 165
Storage The future of storage is ATOMIC: IBM boffins stash 1 bit on 1 atom Almaden researchers make breakthrough with Holmium 09 Mar 15:24 | 31
Legal Road accident nuisance callers fined £270,000 for being absolute sh*tbags HI! OUR RECORDS INDICATE YOU'VE BEEN IN A RO- *click* 09 Mar 15:57 | 78
Security Instagram phishing apps pulled from Google Play But not before they were downloaded 1.5 million times 09 Mar 17:01 | 14
Security Zero-days? Sexy, sure, but crap passwords and phishing are probably more pressing Security experts poke holes in RAND vulnerability study 09 Mar 17:40 | 10
Networks Oh my God, 911 is down. Quick, call… aaargh! AT&T's network last night was a fiasco – don't worry though, the FCC is on the case 09 Mar 19:56 | 30
Science What went up, Musk come down again: SpaceX to blast sat into orbit with used rocket Make-or-break launch this month for Elon's upstart 09 Mar 21:02 | 64
Comment Oh, 3PAR. One moment you're gliding along. The next, you're in the rain as HPE woos Nimble It's been a good 20 years. Time to move on? 09 Mar 21:55 | 59
Google Next '17 Google employs super clever rich people to basically rip off Slack Discovers IRC, puts a suit on Hangouts, touts $5k whiteboard and more 09 Mar 22:13 | 15
Security What a Flake: Congress mulls trashing privacy rules, letting ISPs go to town on your data US Senator touts legal tweak to give broadband giants free rein 09 Mar 22:56 | 22